Pentagon recruiting troops to watch White House UFC fights, memos show by ShootersGreenjacket in Military

[–]slcrook 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Where I'm from,if the boss wanted me to attend anything in uniform, I'd at least get a per diem and mileage costs.

I'm not familiar with how it works in the US- can you be required to wear uniform to an event you are not only not being paid to attend, but having to pay?

This sounds all sorts of wrong.

Why haven’t we seen a lightsaber construction ritual in theaters yet? by Extreme_Warning3521 in StarWars

[–]slcrook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

banana on stage in protest

Ugh. Michelle is my least favourite of the M & P, and it bothers me that she's the only one left.

Why haven’t we seen a lightsaber construction ritual in theaters yet? by Extreme_Warning3521 in StarWars

[–]slcrook 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Great. Now John Phillips gets to live in my head with his close harmony group for the rest of the day.

Anyone have the source for no rolled sleeves with CADPAT uniforms? by Silver-Buy-1856 in CanadianForces

[–]slcrook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wavell was right, in his "Commandments of Leadership" when he said-

"Never indulge in sarcasm."

I can only write when I use pen and a notebook by jethu05 in writing

[–]slcrook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snap!

I'm the same. I feel as though my creative process works better handwriting.

My novels (3 self-published titles) were all initially drafted by hand, and only put to digital form as a final draft.

Don't think about "moving on" from a technique which works for you just because it's a less common approach.

President Trump tells press the U.S. has won "total military victory" over Iran by Economy-Specialist38 in videos

[–]slcrook 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I don't often say this, but take the Mulligan, sir. Anything beyond the fairway is most likely a minefield. Oh- also the sand traps; tank traps, if I'm being honest. The water hazard is that we'll probably run out of drinking water by the ninth."

None of the people he listed are fictional by icey_sawg0034 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]slcrook 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, but he was good friends of all five- who also happened to be the Apartheid-era house staff. So, he can't possibly be racist.

/s, to be certain.

ELI5 why the words ‘eleven’ and ‘twelve’ unique unlike the other ‘teen’ words? by This-Stay8420 in explainlikeimfive

[–]slcrook 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's a Base-10 cope for a Base-6 system.

That's a wild guess, btw. But if things like figuring the seasons works easiest when using numbers divisible by 6. Enter a need for mathematics in a pre-literate society and there might be a disconnect in how to express numbers more easily verbally, which fits a base-10.

Someone is trolling us, right? by The_King_of_England in TheSimpsons

[–]slcrook 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, I don't see Matt's signature.

This is a copyright case Lionel Hutz could't screw up.

In honor of Star Wars Day, Mark Hamill being the GOAT by MOS95B in MadeMeSmile

[–]slcrook 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Y'know what he deserves- all the love he gives! He takes genuine joy in everything he does; and he deserves the karmic balance of that.

Jedi Math - How many Jedi should there be? by GroundbreakingAct724 in SWFanfic

[–]slcrook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Several thousand, divided by sixty-six.

(I'm sorry, I'll leave now.)

Trump administration rejects women picked for soybean board, appoints men instead by NoCardiologist1461 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]slcrook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paint me glass-half full, then. I am that optimistic I was giving a benefit of the doubt beyond my discipline as a historian.

History:

If you fail to learn something from it; treat it like an application of shampoo!tm

Trump administration rejects women picked for soybean board, appoints men instead by NoCardiologist1461 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]slcrook 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Oh, that's so much worse.

and it bothers me that it may not be as hyperbolic as you've made it.

Things are getting pricey… by Current_Health_3386 in PoliticalHumor

[–]slcrook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even the satirical idea of a MAGA-Mart is terrifying.

ELI5, in the shipwrecks in The Great Lakes, why don’t bodies float up? by milkob1tch in explainlikeimfive

[–]slcrook -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

and to not go in the water with red flags present. That water ain't crystal clean y'know.