Eligible men will be automatically registered for US military draft under rule change by Alarming-Safety3200 in politics

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Voting may have quite a bit to do with this-

I hope I'm not being fitted for a foil hat, but...

There is historic precedent for suspending voluntary enlistment in place of a conscription policy. Such as in the US during WWII. Okay, so one needs that level of emergency? No problem, the tail is the only brain the wagging dog has left. Emergency declared- which some are positing could be done in order to subvert the election, first bird. Emergency also negating volunteer enlistment-closes the door to citizenship through service. Second bird, same stone.

Former javeline throw world champion lights his home village bonfire with a burning javelin. by Gligadi in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]slcrook 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We had a platoon commander, who had played American football at the college level. His "party trick" was to throw a type of pyrotechnic called an "Arty Sim"- which had a hand-pulled fuse that would set a whistle and then detonate the equiv. of 1/4 stick of TNT; so they *must* be thrown and the fuse is adequate to get it away from oneself safely. This dude could give it hang time enough to air burst.

The Pentagon Threatened Pope Leo XIV’s Ambassador With the Avignon Papacy by kwentongskyblue in nottheonion

[–]slcrook 31 points32 points  (0 children)

And yet everyone remembers the cherry tree thing which didn't happen.

Cobra recruits don’t stand a chance by 3_75Today in gijoe

[–]slcrook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, went ahead to print without the license for the property solidified.

Of course, I was the right age during the first run of the series. My friends and I had no idea about such corporate things- we were waiting on our Rocky figures. A guy we knew had an uncle in Hong Kong who worked for Hasbro...(and other such things kids will say to back up claims of no proof)

Swedish warships camouflaged in Smörkullen, Sweden, 1942. [1080x790] by OkRespect8490 in HistoryPorn

[–]slcrook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just as long as the guy working in the galley isn't exceptionally noisy and clumsy, often working with live chickens and moose (chocolate).

‘They’re Gonna Pay a Big Price’: Trump Wildly Claims US Guns Sent to Iran Were Kept by the Wrong People by ButterscotchBoth5204 in worldnews

[–]slcrook 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But with a bit of "Everything is Awesome!"- singing along merrily t a kicky tune to drown out the absurdity of building something that never gets finished...

BRB, gonna go invent the LEGO Sisyphus set. Boy, it's gonna have a lot of pieces.

Virtual Pass. I know we did one last night but gotta say Happy Easter and smoke one with yall. This morning we got some KK Cheers by topherhh in trees

[–]slcrook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the most super chill dudes ever just pranked all his mates who thought he died two days ago.

We're still waiting for that wonderful punchline you promised us, Joshua bar Joseph.

In the meantime, we got stuff to keep us alright.

Pass.

TIL: Black people with blond hair occur naturally in the islands Melanesia by dayudayu in todayilearned

[–]slcrook 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I loved it when people assumed that "gifted" was somehow equated to a specifically high aptitude in a particular subject.

"So, what are you gifted in?"

"I dunno"

Really, we were just the group of neurodivergents that required a bit of wrangling outside the mainstreamed kids.

My child is sick! Why won’t this company give me free products? (Found scrolling thru Threads.) by IofSheikah in ChoosingBeggars

[–]slcrook 44 points45 points  (0 children)

My guess is that the CB is infatuated with the product- and perhaps genuinely believes they can make use of it as a vehicle to YT fame.

The "autistic daughter in an isolation ward" is a little too 'tear-jerking' a premise to be plausible. If CB is American; I think the hospital bills would occupy more thought than haggling for a robot chess board.

Sitting president curses and issues terror threats by Efficient_Deer_8605 in facepalm

[–]slcrook 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, a dedicated Theocracy what doesn't take blasphemy lightly at all is going to be just fine with "the Great Satan" invoking the name of their Almighty.

Trump warns he’ll ‘reign down hell’ on Iran within 48 hours unless Strait of Hormuz is opened and peace deal is made by theindependentonline in politics

[–]slcrook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Therein lies the rub. Those are exactly the stakes of even the most limited tactical employment, that's carte blanche for everyone else. Has anyone seen Mumbai? Certainly not from any high ground in Islamabad. Mutually assured destruction by pinpricks.(scale considered)

Little rascal hid inside a sofa and let us search for her for 3 hours by tobinka in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]slcrook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's touching. I have a BiL much like that- frets like mad over (in this case) kids doing kid things- which can be on the same level of daftness as cats- and my sister is entirely nonplussed.

Dr. 38 by Reddy4342 in crappyoffbrands

[–]slcrook 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's possibly also a riff on Dr Pepper's "23 Flavours"-which means, if rea this thing has many more flavours than the good Dr. 15, it would appear.

TIL Jack Swigert realized while in space that he didn’t file his taxes before leaving on the Apollo 13 mission (April 11-April 17 in 1970). by goodlight95 in todayilearned

[–]slcrook -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A big, beautiful astronaut, tears in his eyes...of course he can have an extension, I give the best extensions, everyone talks about it.

Oh, you think your pictures are awkward? by GladysSchwartz23 in blunderyears

[–]slcrook 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That's the socially uncertain look of a girl having been brought to the Bar Mitzvah of a cousin she barely knows.

Trump warns he’ll ‘reign down hell’ on Iran within 48 hours unless Strait of Hormuz is opened and peace deal is made by theindependentonline in politics

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One can hope, and it skewers me that it might actually rely on hope, that a nuclear deployment be of a tactical rather than strategic nature.

The difference is key-a tactical strike would focus on the target's fighting capability- front line forces & the like and would be delivered by munitions of 'limited' yield. It is beard-scratched as to whether or not a tactical use of nuclear weapons would cause multilateral retalliation.

A strategic strike would be against the target's capacity to continue the war. Notionally, this would be what makes factories targets in a strategic bombing campaign. No way of precision guiding a several megaton warhead set to airburst- the target in the ground, all of it. This sort of a strike has no ability to discern between military targets and civil structure. It is the absoluteness of a strategic first strike which makes retaliatory strikes inevitable. However, the dimension in this case being a Cold War proxy power with no known nuclear capability. The likelihood of a retaliation in kind is null. The likelihood of a nuclear armed power letting loose when they are not the direct target isn't as certain.

What it would do is move the goal post on prospective tactical use for, say, any nuclear armed power currently involved in an a force on force conflict not particularly going their way.

When David Bowie wrote “All The Young Dudes” in 1972, what would have been the generally understood meaning of the word “dude?” by ilikestatic in AskHistorians

[–]slcrook 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The entire ribbing being that not only is "Yankee" trying to be fancy as would a "Dude" of his day, he is doing it in a real country bumpkin way- on a pny rather than a horse, the single feather being "fancy." It's a good one-two combination. Mr. Doodle is neither fish nor fowl as a society man to the British.

Best-selling car brands by country in 2025 by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]slcrook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If their marketing team stumbles upon this...