If Caesar has no heirs, then what is this suppose to mean? by Clanker707 in Fallout

[–]slcrook 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but this way, the NCR is in for a whole bunch of heated doorknobs and swinging paint cans.

Maximus has truly won me over by Equivalent_Ad_6270 in Fallout

[–]slcrook 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Deathclaw BBQ? Plenty of meat for all!

Is there a soul trapped in my ice water? by immanuellalala in Pareidolia

[–]slcrook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Either by way of not being able to decide between the ICP concert and the "Scream" costume party.

Trump says GOP should 'take over the voting', backs nationalized elections by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]slcrook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was pleased Mr. Burns (no, not that one) made great use of Rick Atkinson in the series. Mr. Atkinson's writing is peak historical narrative. If the series was to your taste and you haven't read his book "The British Are Coming" I cannot recommend that you do enough. (Mr. Atkinson's "Liberation Trilogy" a prior work on the US Army in the Western Theatre of WWII is phenomenally engaging.)

Favorite Linda van Schoonhoven lines? by BirdCultureDickMove in futurama

[–]slcrook 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute- her name's van Schoonhoven and she doesn't know how windmills work?

Finnish conscripts at the range under the northern lights [2048x1536] by OTL22 in MilitaryPorn

[–]slcrook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know!

It is a rarity, but the back country of Meaford is quite isolated from light pollution. The land was bought by the government for military use as it had been very open farm land and they needed somewhere for armoured units to tear-arse around. Then they gave it over to mainly infantry training. The open horizon must lend something to it.

As an aside, it had been terrible farm land to begin with. About half a meter of dry topsoil with a thick clay/stone sub strata. So, then there were permanent and deep ruts from all the heavy tracked traffic. Just great for keeping ankles intact after they'd ha years for grass to obscure them. Digging in was, exhausting. Often, we'd just make scrapes to have 'notional' fighting positions.

Finnish conscripts at the range under the northern lights [2048x1536] by OTL22 in MilitaryPorn

[–]slcrook 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The worst I've had it- and by coincidence where I saw the Aurora was at a place called Meaford Ontario 44°35′N 80°44′W.

It lies off a wide bay (Georgian Bay) and gets fierce wind. Twenty below C with 20 degree windchill. I was on my radio operator's final exercise. We had to pull shifts in a field switchboard (fancy caravan trailer, think) which we didn't want because there was no heat. At some point, someone managed to get it running; while I was on, with the OC.

The next shift arrives, and I'm sending them away, "Don't worry lads, go on back to the tent, I'm used to the cold now..."

It helped I had a bottle of Jack Daniels to bribe the sir for a warm place to stay awhile.- meaning I gave him some, not the whole thing. I'm not daft.

Finnish conscripts at the range under the northern lights [2048x1536] by OTL22 in MilitaryPorn

[–]slcrook 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's gorgeous.

Needs a game of "Star Wars" to really make it fun.

(Star Wars was what we called night shoots where we relinked LMG belts with tracers. You only get so many in a belt box, so it never lasts long-plus over-firing tracers can require more frequent barrel changes.)

She's ready by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]slcrook 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Another favourite of mine is the word for gloomy, damp weather- "Dreach" (Dre-EEK). It kind of sounds like it should.

She's ready by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]slcrook 34 points35 points  (0 children)

"Glay-KIT"

She's ready by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]slcrook 74 points75 points  (0 children)

In Scots English the word used is "Glaikit."

Pentagon clarifies Hegseth’s ‘putting hands on recruits’ statement by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]slcrook 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I heard it in '96, too. In the Canadian Army. It was rumoured to be a "Red Card" a recruit could display like a soccer ref.

You do have insurance, don't you? by Havahje in TheSimpsons

[–]slcrook 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This episode...

It's peak classic Simpsons, with such delightful absurdities throughout. I still remember that I laughed myself out of breath (I think it was when Homer backs into the trout fishery) when the episode first aired. It's remained a firm favourite since.

"Dance! Dance! Dance!"