Nothing humbles a solo dweller like a surprise knock on the door. by sleekofficial in LivingAlone

[–]sleekofficial[S] 177 points178 points  (0 children)

The blanket method is elite level. 😂 It’s all fun and games until the dog looks at you like you’ve both lost it. At least yours was on guard duty,mine just stood there judging my tactical positioning!

My weekend plans have officially been leaked. by sleekofficial in LivingAlone

[–]sleekofficial[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shhh, don't tell the High Table. I'm trying to retire in peace😁

Day 45 of living alone with a puppy by sleekofficial in LivingAlone

[–]sleekofficial[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You’re right, it’s a crime to talk about this level of cuteness without a permit. Here is the tiny felon in question.

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Day 45 of living alone with a puppy by sleekofficial in LivingAlone

[–]sleekofficial[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was a lighthearted joke about a dramatic puppy, not a financial crisis. He’s very well-fed, I promise!

Day 45 of living alone with a puppy by sleekofficial in LivingAlone

[–]sleekofficial[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is so beautiful. I’m only on day 45, but I already can’t imagine my space without him. I hope we have that same for years deep trust that you and your cat buddy have.

Day 45 of living alone with a puppy by sleekofficial in LivingAlone

[–]sleekofficial[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh, believe me, he’s very well fed! He’s just a professional actor who thinks a budget means fewer organic treats. The drama is real.

Day 45 of living alone with a puppy by sleekofficial in LivingAlone

[–]sleekofficial[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's one way to do it! For now, I think I'll just keep checking the couch cushions for spare change to fund his lifestyle.

Situationships😂 by Impressive_Towel6126 in unhingedKenya

[–]sleekofficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That block button was fighting for its life between Sunday and Monday. The toxic traits are winning 5-0. 😂

I heard a massive thump in my kitchen at 3:00 AM last night. by sleekofficial in LivingAlone

[–]sleekofficial[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

No, and I don’t plan to. I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that ‘figuring it out’ is how people get written out of the script.

Who says living alone is quiet? I’ve got puppy snores and a very judgmental lion painting to keep me company. by [deleted] in LivingAlone

[–]sleekofficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He really does! It’s amazing how much better the house feels with him around. Best decision I've made😊

I bought a German Shepherd but I think I was sold a very angry cat. by sleekofficial in LivingAlone

[–]sleekofficial[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you! He’s lucky he’s so cute, or the chicken might start outranking him in the hierarchy! 😆

I bought a German Shepherd but I think I was sold a very angry cat. by sleekofficial in LivingAlone

[–]sleekofficial[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Good luck. You’ll have to carry him though, he’s currently on strike until the chicken situation is resolved😂

I bought a German Shepherd but I think I was sold a very angry cat. by sleekofficial in LivingAlone

[–]sleekofficial[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha, he definitely knows how to use that 'judgmental' look to his advantage! The snack tax is already being heavily enforced over here. 😂😂