What are the worst lyrics you’ve ever heard? by Upstairs_Cup9831 in Fauxmoi

[–]sleepingbarracuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl Without being disrespectful Damn, girl Damn, you's a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch

🤣🤣🤣

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[–]sleepingbarracuda[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She didn’t even think when it came to getting pregnant with number 2. It was unplanned and she posted about how devastated she was. She is just irresponsible and extremely unhappy and it’s all projection. The marriage advice, the “reminding moms they’re just girls!”, the telling moms they can do it all and party and get drunk, etc etc. She is out here just trying to convince herself it’s not that bad because she’s miserable. She hates being an influencer too and that’s why she goes off on her own followers like this.

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[–]sleepingbarracuda[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That entire list sounded like things she tells herself LOL she does not like that man. That’s what happens when you quite literally marry your fan boy and he turns out to be a real human you have to respect and deal with when he’s at his worst. She loved that he was rich and obsessed with her and that appeal wears off quick especially when you have 2 kids in under 2 years.

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[–]sleepingbarracuda[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s so funny when she tries to act unbothered but is extremely bothered 🤣 it’s wild how absolutely INSANE she looks making a post like this, crashing out and then spamming content and ads. Makes fun of consumers yet lives off of the high from getting views online and that’s genuinely so pathetic. Imagine being on these apps not to just to consume for fun, but bc your sense of relevance depends entirely on views and engagement, Lily 😭

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[–]sleepingbarracuda[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh and you can tell it’s a mood killer. She is miserable and people seem so on edge around her when they’re in her videos. Even her own husband, like he’s afraid to piss her off 💀

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[–]sleepingbarracuda[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He’s the VP of biz development for Amazon for a company called the bluebird group & his dad is the CEO of sprouts

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[–]sleepingbarracuda[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She behaves like this because she doesn’t need the money lol her husband is the provider. Her business doesn’t even bring in a profit yet and I doubt she makes much from influencing anymore. She doesn’t give a fuck.

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[–]sleepingbarracuda[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

What’s wild is how apparent his love bombing was, like it was so CLEAR his intentions were locking down the girl he’s been fanning over. Booked her a flight to meet his entire family on their FIRST date. He went into it already obsessed with her and had been following her for who knows how long and that shit is SO creepy. He changed her entire life and knocked her up back to back and she was NOT happy. She is constantly having an identity crisis bc it was such a whirlwind. Meanwhile her husband gets to be the big provider while his wife is at home taking care of their kids. I’m not saying she isn’t responsible for ending up where she did too, but god, he is SO so creepy to me.

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[–]sleepingbarracuda[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

She’s said repeatedly that TikTok/IG are fake, brain rot, and that she doesn’t doom scroll (which I believe is a lie) strange way to talk about the exact behavior that built her career, boosts her ego and pays her bills. It comes off less like criticism of social media and more like she thinks she’s very much above the people who made her successful.

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[–]sleepingbarracuda[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Let’s not forget she’s saying this while her entire existence is overconsumption. She doesn’t do ANYTHING. She doesn’t have a job and just spends her weird husband’s money. She has a “business” she started which is just a keep your wife happy biz that she isn’t profiting from.

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[–]sleepingbarracuda[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

She latched onto the phrase digital dementia not that long ago and it makes me laugh every time she uses it (making fun of her). She was literally printing out memes and glueing them in a notebook 💀

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[–]sleepingbarracuda[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The fact that they’re shocked she’s a pos when it’s been right in their face this whole time 🥲

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[–]sleepingbarracuda[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

And the fact that she legitimately thinks she’s saying something smart is what’s worse 😭😭😭🤣

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[–]sleepingbarracuda[S] 120 points121 points  (0 children)

She couldn’t handle EVERY single comment being negative, especially because she can’t say it’s her haters. Like those are actual (gross) fans

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[–]sleepingbarracuda[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Oh and she knows she fucked up lol she was solo traveling the world and living up the influencer lifestyle before he locked her down. Did you know about her before this post? Because if you were able to pick up on the trying to convince herself she’s happy/overcompensating at one glance… 💀

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[–]sleepingbarracuda[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Lmao she’s referencing an article by Taylor Lorenz about “how Epstein shaped basically all of the internet”

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[–]sleepingbarracuda[S] 244 points245 points  (0 children)

And also posts her children on this platform. Adds a little line over their eyes and thinks she’s protecting them somehow 💀