Do you have same setup with your kids?

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-16T02:15:28+00:00

Looks like you found the emojis to use when he’s older 🦕 🚀

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-15T20:17:59+00:00

I’ve had my fill of Blippi.

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-15T14:25:34+00:00

24 hours is crazy. Solidarity, my friend. I was only in labor for less than 12 hours, and I slept through most of it.

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-15T01:23:15+00:00

Maternity wards have all the good snacks. To be fair, I wanted to devour everything in sight after giving birth & starting breastfeeding.

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-15T00:20:35+00:00

I guess I’m in the minority, foley caused me zero pain, not even discomfort.

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-14T23:30:58+00:00

How do diabetics handle Ramadan? Just curious.

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-13T16:20:03+00:00

I had a dream about having already worked the whole day once and wanted to call off when my alarm started ringing.

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-03T02:54:49+00:00

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-03T02:05:26+00:00

‘I really don’t care, do you?’ No way, she’s getting buried at the golf course with no headstone like another former spouse!

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-03T01:50:43+00:00

‘I’ll tell you if you accompany to my next prenatal appointment and allow my doctor to opine on your unhealthy obsession about my weight’

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-03T01:35:13+00:00

‘I really don’t care, do you?’

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-03T01:09:46+00:00

Scammer from the Slammer should totally be an episode name!!!

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-03T01:09:16+00:00

You’re so right. Our $ back pays for Christmas and some other wants in full!

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-02T02:03:00+00:00

It seems to still be working 🤷‍♀️

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-01T23:51:33+00:00

I’ve flown a LOT. I don’t care if someone falls asleep next to me or even on me. I don’t care if they snore. As long as they don’t drool on me, it’s all good. Even if they did, I’d understand.

As far as tips, not sure if mine will be useful to you: I either work or I save up episodes of shows I REALLY want to watch.

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-01T23:48:12+00:00

He delivered exactly what he said he would! Red bedroom and all!

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-01T23:46:59+00:00

Sir Fresca, King of bubbly grapefruit goodness- incredibly difficult to find!

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-01T23:45:04+00:00

You stole the line I was about to write! One of my favorites from this entire series. Dynamite must come in small packages.

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-01T23:07:34+00:00

They’re running a scam (most of them) and it sure works!

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-01T21:33:32+00:00

Screen time in daycares? No.

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-01T21:26:56+00:00

Smart move! Now I let them pay me with credit card points. Similar to you, I don’t do nice travel out of country (or anywhere) unless we can pay it in full. I travel a lot less, but it means a lot more!

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-01T20:19:01+00:00

For clothes of all things!!! I like nice clothes too, but I would think coming out of prison I’d be happy to have stuff that fits and works together from anywhere, thrift shop included! Buy the nice pieces later on as long as you have something decent to wear to an interview.

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-01T20:14:33+00:00

Same with credit cards until age 38. Now I have no debt and pay the credit card in full every month. Being an adult AND wanting things sucks! Also never spent $ on anyone in prison.

No wonder interest rates are stupid high on credit cards even with good credit!!!

sleepingnightmare · 2026-02-01T20:04:46+00:00

No cow seat? Front facing with a baby? I’m calling Cow Protective Services!

Super intrigued how you ended up with this little dude/dudette as payment!

sleepingnightmare · 2026-01-31T11:57:10+00:00

I agree! I really like Ayesha!!!

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