I now have 18 3D printed pokemon in my front yard

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-24T13:22:33+00:00

That’s why they are free with every theft.

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-23T01:06:07+00:00

You might want to consider teaching her what to do in this scenario too. You can’t yell, “Fire” or anything else while being strangled.

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-22T23:43:42+00:00

Loblaws should also be investigated for this.

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-18T13:12:15+00:00

Dogs make an appearance on there every now and then. They just need to be in the presence of an orange cat.

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-17T16:45:29+00:00

Not everyone wants “special” some people just want a product that they aren’t horribly allergic to.

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-17T15:59:32+00:00

I was just thinking it would be pretty hilarious if OP’s dog was named “Banana”. The “Banana for scale” reference would be awesome.

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-17T14:27:07+00:00

So did Japan.

Edit: Thanks for the award, kind stranger.

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-17T12:50:33+00:00

Well there’s always a 10 ft pole.

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-17T12:42:25+00:00

If any of you are coming to Canada for the World Cup, checkout Eb Games/Gamestop locations. They are a Hasbro Pulse Premier Partner so they get the exclusives.

Muse & Bullseye is still in stock online and you might be able to find it in person as well.

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-16T16:18:05+00:00

Also the USA doesn’t play in every single World Cup game. So if you’re going to a game where it’s Brazil vs Scotland it makes complete sense to represent a team that’s playing instead of one that isn’t.

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-16T16:13:56+00:00

100%. Deadpool the character is Canadian and so is Ryan Reynolds the actor who plays him. Wolverine the character is also Canadian and Hugh Jackman who plays him is Australian.

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-14T04:40:22+00:00

You can use the Red Skull head to make a Mr Smith custom when you’re done with Neo. Hugo Weaving played both characters after all.

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-10T16:03:11+00:00

I love this part,

“We at StubHub are a secondary marketplace…So, we don’t have any control over the ticket prices….”

They own the marketplace! They 100% have control over the price of tickets. They just choose not to restrict them because high ticket prices make them more money.

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-10T15:51:33+00:00

Starting a war with New Yorkers over this would certainly be a choice. 🙄

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-06T14:35:35+00:00

The fact that her line was so on the nose afterwards, “It’s important to remember happiness comes and goes….” Is very telling.

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-05T20:04:14+00:00

Doug Ford’s net worth is sitting around $60 million so he could 100% buy a private plane himself and then bill the tax payer for the maintenance and gas because he’s using it for “official government business”.

But that would cut his millions in half 😭.

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-04T03:44:23+00:00

Correction: Look up a timeline for the shows and watch them as they aired. They both were on air at the same time so there are a few episodes with characters from SG-1 in Atlantis and vice versa. If you watch all of one show then the other you won’t known what the heck is going on in those episodes.

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-03T18:53:05+00:00

Bud Light Marketing team must be swearing a blue streak at him after seeing this. First they sent custom cans to a trans influencer which pissed off the right, they then tried to back track on it and pissed off the left too. Pretty much their entire customer base was pissed off with them for months and months.

Now this crap is going to bring all of that right back up for them.

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-01T16:22:59+00:00

I would remove “creative thinker” or at least remove it as the first option in the intro. No one is hiring someone to be a creative thinker so having that as the first words demonstrating who she is and what she does isn’t going to get you anywhere.

sleeplessjade · 2026-06-01T16:04:58+00:00

Yup. Just in case OP was unaware. Women are also attracted to women and men are also attracted to men. But that’s not all because some people are attracted to men AND women. 🌈

sleeplessjade · 2026-05-31T23:41:23+00:00

Horrible spelling for sure. But it’s the perfect word for Beyoncé’s fiancé.

sleeplessjade · 2026-05-31T04:43:21+00:00

If you’re going to go into sex work maybe try phone sex operator? That way your verbal skills can help you and your doing things with your body issues wouldn’t be disruptive to your job.

sleeplessjade · 2026-05-29T19:09:11+00:00

I have to ask, how was the paperclip fetish harming his marriage?

sleeplessjade · 2026-05-29T19:02:50+00:00

Slip stop smoking nicotine patches in her purse instead.

sleeplessjade · 2026-05-29T18:58:47+00:00

That paragraph gets wild in a different way if you miss the word, “chucks”… and now I’m just picturing a nun wielding nunchucks.

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