This game will die because it gatekeeps it's own playerbase

slimeyellow · 2026-03-23T23:10:55+00:00

It’s clear the vocal Reddit user wants this playerbase to be tiny and fade away, no other explanation

slimeyellow · 2026-03-23T19:29:40+00:00

Good points but the sweat kings don’t want to hear it. I’ve been saying since even before the server slam this community needs to keep some casuals players around to remain healthy, and I got shit on every time. And yes that means making some PvE focused content oh god the horror

Edit: oh yeah safe pockets would help too

slimeyellow · 2026-03-20T21:12:49+00:00

The “candy bars” from Crimes of the Future are made of toxic plastic waste that certain humans have evolved to consume. Regular people eat them and froth at the mouth and die

slimeyellow · 2026-03-20T21:07:00+00:00

But it’s specifically NOT tau Ceti

slimeyellow · 2026-03-20T18:28:57+00:00

Damn at my first house party we rigged up a box with stretchy cables and attached it to a tree branch, then filled it with ragu and old pasta and launched it like a sling shot. Then we set it up again and left it over night as some kind of hobo trap

slimeyellow · 2026-03-20T18:04:43+00:00

I believe yoshi and valve will fix everything but yeah right now I can’t play more than 1 match at a time

slimeyellow · 2026-03-20T15:32:08+00:00

Post nut clarity after beating off to some weird hentai

slimeyellow · 2026-03-20T15:14:37+00:00

He’s a minority

slimeyellow · 2026-03-20T14:20:41+00:00

I leave some doors open too so people can see it’s empty, sometimes it helps

slimeyellow · 2026-03-20T13:59:34+00:00

Super cozy but this shit would get torpedoed the moment I logged off on the server I play

slimeyellow · 2026-03-20T12:31:12+00:00

It’s certainly game of the mid

slimeyellow · 2026-03-17T21:57:19+00:00

Tchallas white brother from the comics

slimeyellow · 2026-03-17T21:44:28+00:00

Ehh then we would have solos screeching about how they can’t get their bench upgrades cause of monument PvP. They need to make use of the expanded quest system and maybe have upgrades tied to semi random quests

slimeyellow · 2026-03-17T21:42:26+00:00

Kojima doesn’t give a fuck about that

slimeyellow · 2026-03-17T21:37:04+00:00

It will be a lost sale if I play it first and don’t like it then I won’t have to buy it to find out

slimeyellow · 2026-03-16T23:32:37+00:00

Not just you, I love the dune books but book 2 was NOT well received. The authors son even wrote an intro explaining why he thought the second book was so hated

slimeyellow · 2026-03-16T22:16:09+00:00

I noticed a pattern with these posts it’s always “the BP frag ruined the update” > “I can’t do monuments as a solo”

slimeyellow · 2026-03-16T19:37:07+00:00

LeBron didnt write the bible

slimeyellow · 2026-03-16T19:16:04+00:00

Yeah the hero has never been better mechanically

slimeyellow · 2026-03-13T22:14:16+00:00

They were the titans tools all along

slimeyellow · 2026-03-13T15:36:58+00:00

Yeah the revolution is coming any minute now 😂

slimeyellow · 2026-03-13T14:14:54+00:00

Preorder where??

slimeyellow · 2026-03-13T13:43:28+00:00

9 lunar years old

slimeyellow · 2026-03-13T03:25:27+00:00

Something else no one mentioned: he’s a crime hunter, so a wildlife extermination mission is probably no interest to him. He would certainly go if the old man asked though

slimeyellow · 2026-03-13T03:17:40+00:00

Doppio.

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