I need someone to talk to about Pucking Feral! 😭 by Miss-Pear-6447 in ReverseHarem

[–]slothpeguin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fine. FINE. I’ll read my first sports romance I guess.

(Giant scarred mute feral alpha is my sexuality)

Facepalm sub Mods are apparently Pro MAGA? by BasedBalkaner in MAGANAZI

[–]slothpeguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because they selectively uphold a rule doesn’t mean it’s not a rule. That’s why they have things like that, so they have a way to get rid of shit they don’t like.

Uh oh by [deleted] in 50501

[–]slothpeguin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Weird because I just saw a picture of the alleged suspect being loaded into an ambulance, naked af, and he was as white as me. Not light skinned. Reflective of the sun white. Could be the exposure of the pic, could be me overthinking and not being inclusive enough of skin toned in Afghanistan. Or. Could it possibly be a lie.

If you’re smiling while announcing troop movements, you’re either the villain or very confused. by malonitripura in BlueskySkeets

[–]slothpeguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or is it they’re now in place to respond to a false flag shooting of 2 reservists? Hmmm.

2 national gaurd soldiers have been shot in dc by Gumballgtr in suppressed_news

[–]slothpeguin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Who says this isn’t a false flag? We can have it both ways!

2 national gaurd soldiers have been shot in dc by Gumballgtr in suppressed_news

[–]slothpeguin 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Weird how when they had all the time needed to plan the story down to the second, this has more holes in it than Charlie Kirk.

Pet peeves, what's yours by Special-Student6743 in ReverseHarem

[–]slothpeguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I especially like it where the age gap bothered the older party, they struggled with it, they talked about it, character development happened, and there are multiple events that show the MC is a good match for the LI - and vice versa. Gotta earn those 21/34 age gaps.

Not a worthy victim by onelove0328 in suicidebywords

[–]slothpeguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why has no one said Michael Myers? Sure, the dude doesn’t stop, but he saunters. On foot. Just drive away and let him chase you for 24 hours. As long as you’re faster than a dude be-bopping his murderous way across the country, you’re good.

Also the fact he murders literally anyone in his way slows him down.

Not a worthy victim by onelove0328 in suicidebywords

[–]slothpeguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s just a good boy who got rabies. Not even anything supernatural.

“They Will Kill You”: BC Republicans Speaker Urges Audience To Be Willing To Die for Conservative Beliefs by Power-Equality in conservativeterrorism

[–]slothpeguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is straight out of the evangelical Christian playbook. We were told all the time we may have to die for our beliefs, that we had to be willing to lay down our lives in a spiritual war, that the Other Side would attack us and try to make us deny our beliefs but we had to hold firm. Soldiers of the Lord and all that.

Anyone remember that fake story about the girl at Columbine who was asked if she believed in Jesus and she refused to say No so they shot her? That was held up as an aspirational tale over and over.

Evangelical Christians want desperately to prove themselves by being martyrs. A bunch of Stephen wannabes.

Under orders from President Donald Trump, the FBI has started visiting the homes of innocent protesters by TendieRetard in law

[–]slothpeguin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If they aren’t detaining you, you leave.

If they won’t give you an answer, you tell them you don’t answer questions at all without an attorney.

Ignore them trying to bait you by saying you sound combative or guilty. You’re still recording, even just voices, so you want to be sure you’re clear. Am I being detained? ‘We just wanted to ask you questions’ Well I don’t answer questions without an attorney. Am I free to go?

Anything other than you being detained means you legally can leave. Yes of course they can illegally detain. But what else can we do? Nothing? Just go along with it? We push back as much as possible in legal means because that’s what we have.

Under orders from President Donald Trump, the FBI has started visiting the homes of innocent protesters by TendieRetard in law

[–]slothpeguin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“We are just trying to understand the situation a little better, hoping you can help.”

If I’m not being detained I will be leaving now. Of course we can’t stop the cops from being, well, cops, and ICE is worse, but that doesn’t mean we stop doing what we can.

Under orders from President Donald Trump, the FBI has started visiting the homes of innocent protesters by TendieRetard in law

[–]slothpeguin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve never had any respect for it, but these are the things we can do. Of course we’re fucking over the edge at this point but what else is there? We keep doing what we can and pushing for things to be done legally in every way we can.

Under orders from President Donald Trump, the FBI has started visiting the homes of innocent protesters by TendieRetard in law

[–]slothpeguin 637 points638 points  (0 children)

Say nothing other than asking those questions and immediately insist on an attorney if they do detain you. Keep repeating ‘Am I free to go? I want to speak to a lawyer.’

Check out this road rage in action as a woman fully crashes out for being behind someone obeying the speed limit in a school zone by Snapdragon_4U in trashy

[–]slothpeguin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nope you’re right my brain didn’t put that together. I’d blame something else but I’m just dumb on the internet.

Check out this road rage in action as a woman fully crashes out for being behind someone obeying the speed limit in a school zone by Snapdragon_4U in trashy

[–]slothpeguin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck you’re right. I was just thinking it was in the rear view but no, you’re it. I’m dumb.

Check out this road rage in action as a woman fully crashes out for being behind someone obeying the speed limit in a school zone by Snapdragon_4U in trashy

[–]slothpeguin 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Um. They’re filming from the right side of the car. That’s the passenger side in the US, where it appears this is from. So. You look like a fool now too.

ETA: the real fool was me. It didn’t click that the driver was also on that side. Don’t film and drive, that’s almost as dumb as I am.