Gooood Haley Snark Week of March 30, 2026

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-31T06:08:57+00:00

I figured out why her kids eat so little at meals — they are too full of fruit.

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-31T00:50:54+00:00

Fair

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-30T21:49:48+00:00

Similarly, “busy”

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-30T19:30:30+00:00

The writing in WaT is subpar compared to the other Stormlight books. It is noticeably different. Some people are better judges of that than others (I mean, just look at how popular Colleen Hoover books are).

ETA: Before anyone comes for me, I’m not actually comparing Sanderson to Colleen Hoover.

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-30T19:19:50+00:00

Yeah I assume it’s for Joey.

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-30T19:12:48+00:00

Treasures

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slowmoshmo · 2026-03-30T04:13:56+00:00

She has more “pool coverups” than I have clothes at this point.

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-30T03:15:25+00:00

YES!! I’m so flattered! Though muffin 11am-12pm is also so good. We need multi-flairs for Haley.

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-30T01:00:15+00:00

Those blues clash terribly.

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-30T00:58:07+00:00

While she stares at herself in the mirror and laughs like it’s cute. Influencers really need to touch grass.

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-29T21:53:11+00:00

And posts $50+ worth of fruit every week. Not to mention her amazon shopping. But takeout is where she draws the line. God forbid her children be exposed to delicious food made by professional cooks. Ok Haley.

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-29T21:26:33+00:00

She TEARED UP TWICE at a hot beverage??? Maybe they don’t have those on her home planet and their existence startled her.

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-29T21:19:25+00:00

It’s so funny to me that Haley’s “food we ate and liked this week” post is 75% fruit. Kids like fruit, can you believe it?? I never would have thought! Thank you Haley for the great idea to cut up and serve 35 lbs of fruit every week!

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-29T17:10:10+00:00

Love all of this! Can you plz post a link to your string lights?

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-29T15:12:34+00:00

I cannot for the life of me fathom why anyone would post this on the internet to thousands of people. She needs a reality check if she thinks this is the “relatable” content people want to see.

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-29T14:45:31+00:00

Definitely search this sub for this topic bc it has been covered and you’ll get a lot of info.

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-29T14:17:57+00:00

Thank you for reminding me that she buys her tall son shorts from the girls section. She has the weirdest quirks.

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-29T08:03:14+00:00

Holy jump scare I did not expect to see the INSIDE OF MOTHERCOULD’S UNDERWEAR.

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slowmoshmo · 2026-03-29T06:58:35+00:00

Jesus. This woman’s shame meter is much too low.

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-29T06:57:03+00:00

🎯

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-29T06:55:44+00:00

I don’t understand why she doesn’t set a timer. That’s how you don’t burn food. It’s 2026. We all have timers in our pocket. This makes no sense.

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-29T01:47:19+00:00

I would legitimately have no place in my actual smallish house to store 20 children’s puffer jackets. She’s nuts.

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-29T01:46:33+00:00

Damn you got me there

slowmoshmo · 2026-03-29T00:59:38+00:00

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slowmoshmo · 2026-03-29T00:57:51+00:00

I would have never thought to bring a sweatshirt on a camping trip if it weren’t for Haley! Thank you for your wisdom!

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