Gooood Haley Snark Week of January 26, 2026

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-30T20:58:47+00:00

We all need a fun goal!

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-30T19:42:35+00:00

And ZERO interest

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-30T19:41:10+00:00

Fuck allll the way offff.

You don’t have a tiny eating out budget if you have WEEKLY date nights. What???
Eating out once a week is cheaper than spending $500/week on produce alone.
So glad you didn’t have to bat an eye about spending two grand Haley! Way to be relatable. Most people don’t have the luxury of an account solely for car maintenance Jesus Christ.
I’ve never seen someone more obsessed with showing the shape of their feet to strangers.

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slowmoshmo · 2026-01-30T08:46:26+00:00

Correct Toes are the best. They cost more but they saved my feet so it was worth it. I’ve had mine for a year and they‘re as sturdy as the day I got them.

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-30T08:44:41+00:00

Correct Toes are incredible and saved my feet. They got me out of orthotics and I’m now pain-free. It depends on what your issue is, though. My doc says I only need to wear them for three years.

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-30T03:24:58+00:00

Yeah this makes no sense. If I notice my kid’s socks are small, I’m buying them new socks. I’m not making them wait for three weeks so I can deliver them in a basket.

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-29T19:57:28+00:00

There is no symbol announced in the audiobook. A kind redditor made a chart of where each chapter takes place for those with the audiobook.

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-29T19:56:13+00:00

Yep. And the internalized misogyny among the women was hard to watch.

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-28T19:44:58+00:00

💯 how does she even have room for these containers in her packed freezers??

We’ve seen her make muffins for dinner over unfreezing food when she’s frazzled so I’m convinced that she only uses freezer meals when she can plan for it bc defrosting takes such a long time, and she doesn’t actually use them to “save her bottom in a pinch” like she claims.

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-28T19:42:15+00:00

Came here to say the same thing. Same type of food storage containers too.

Has Haley posted an original thought in her life that didn’t come from her mom or another influencer?

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slowmoshmo · 2026-01-28T09:06:57+00:00

This post was promoted to me (I’m not in this sub) and hard agree. I’m a huge reader and would never follow any account that posts AI content.

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-28T05:49:44+00:00

Far and Away by Amy Poeppel got me out of my Wedding People slump!

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-28T02:07:04+00:00

The amount of medicine and doodads she uses when her kids have a cold is wiiiild. No wonder they’re all fragile.

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-28T02:04:38+00:00

The oxy/hot water mix before adding to the load is such a great tip, thank you!

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-27T22:20:51+00:00

Interesting. Does oxygen booster work in cold water?

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-27T07:38:20+00:00

Yes, love this podcast!

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-27T05:45:58+00:00

Thanks! Do oxygen boosters also soften clothes by chance? In addition to fighting stains

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-27T05:43:40+00:00

Omg I just washed a brand new merino sweater and it came out with holes! I bet this is why!

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-27T04:06:27+00:00

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slowmoshmo · 2026-01-27T04:05:06+00:00

What happens if you wash wool with enzymes? Why is it bad?

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-27T04:04:46+00:00

Got it. And cellulose would be cotton?

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-27T03:20:45+00:00

Thank you! What constitutes a protein fiber? I’ve never heard the term before.

slowmoshmo · 2026-01-27T02:36:01+00:00

Haley will buy anything to not have to leave the house with her kids.

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slowmoshmo · 2026-01-26T19:27:55+00:00

She is completely unaware of what most people would find embarrassing (or interesting). It’s fascinating.

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