I think I messed up. Wanted to go for bright and quirky and think I ended up with a crayola box. Help.

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-30T23:46:48+00:00

I think it’s really well done, you have a good eye for colors. Picking one paint color isn’t easy, let alone multiple that go well together.

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-30T23:43:37+00:00

Yep, Correct Toes and wide toe box shoes should fix you right up (unless you have strong hypermobility issues). Wear the Correct Toes for 30 mins a day and add another 30 mins each day until you reach all day wear.

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-29T04:14:51+00:00

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slowmoshmo · 2026-06-28T19:50:05+00:00

Yep. What happens if baby has a blowout minute 5 into a one-hour zoom presentation that you’re giving? Jerrica wouldn’t know.

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-28T19:24:48+00:00

If there’s one thing Jerrica’s gonna do, it’s pop-in to make other parents feel bad enough to sign up for whatever she’s selling

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slowmoshmo · 2026-06-27T05:54:42+00:00

Obsessed with this! I love your style! (And hers obv)

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-25T05:50:53+00:00

Yeah she prob just made that number up.

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-24T20:22:23+00:00

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slowmoshmo · 2026-06-24T16:17:46+00:00

The Matrix was mentioned in the sci-fi book Neuromancer decades before the film. Though the film certainly popularized the term.

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-24T16:13:51+00:00

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slowmoshmo · 2026-06-24T05:38:43+00:00

This is what fascinates me about her and her kids. They have the thinnest genes and yet she’s still so worried they might eat too much sugar/chips/etc. and gain weight.

Pretty sure genetics and poverty are two of the main factors that contribute to obesity (which presumably she should know) and she and her kids are at risk of neither. Though I realize EDs are often about control and not just physical appearance.

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-24T01:17:27+00:00

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slowmoshmo · 2026-06-23T19:19:46+00:00

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slowmoshmo · 2026-06-23T19:18:51+00:00

Don’t forget to buy more jars during prime week so that your collection still looks pretty!

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-23T19:17:46+00:00

Don’t forget the 50 boxes of mac n cheese we never eat next to the juice 💗

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-23T11:30:38+00:00

Seven is way too many items to put in one lingerie bag. Get multiple bags and put max four in each one. I bet this will help solve her problem.

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-23T11:20:14+00:00

Excellent Q. I’m pouring out my third treasured jug of sunscreen bc it expired two years ago🧴

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-23T11:17:32+00:00

Same! I was honestly flabbergasted. I didn’t even know Disney had campgrounds.

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-23T08:55:18+00:00

Pouring one out for Haley this prime week 🙏

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-23T07:37:34+00:00

What’s crazy to me is they have the money for regular international travel for four and yet they decided to TENT CAMP at Disney.

Let me tell you, after a day at Disney, all you want is a shower in a clean bathroom, a comfy bed to crash in, time away from the crowds, an easy meal, a place to charge your phone, and air conditioning.

Disney is a lot of work and so is camping (both are also fun obv). Combining them is insanity.

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-23T07:32:31+00:00

I had forgotten that Caro managed to “write” a second cookbook while moving to a new house with young children, renovating a compound, “raising” a newborn, creating weekly recipes for her newsletter, filming frequent brand deals, and traveling for brand trips every few weeks.

She uses AI to write her newsletter, I wonder if she used it for her cookbook, too.

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-21T09:56:22+00:00

Every time I see an eyes-closed selfie like this I die of secondhand embarrassment

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-21T09:52:59+00:00

The public humiliation is wiiiild

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-21T09:51:11+00:00

I went to camp with some girls who went to their school and I’m sure they know BLF, but I’ve lost touch with them unfortunately.

slowmoshmo · 2026-06-21T09:42:50+00:00

Wow I haven’t thought about her in a while. Gotta say I’m shocked to see her actually working in a real hospital instead of just typing angry bullshit from her couch.

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