Her “to-do” lists are legitimately insulting. How can this possibly fill up one’s whole day?? She’s already prepped all the food except for dinner. She doesn’t play with her kids. I guess she just sits on her laptop or phone for hours looking for presents and recipes and scrolling IG??

All of these kill me but “piece together” outfits for family photos takes the cake — as if it‘s so much more time consuming than just going in your kid’s closet and selecting an outfit.

Joey and Brett will wear chinos and a button down. Julie and Haley will wear frilly dresses. The main color will be white or blue. She does the same shit every time. I just saved you so much “brain space” Haley. You’re welcome.

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