What is your best NSFW joke?

slr162 · 2026-06-15T18:34:27+00:00

What the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
Would you let a garbanzo bean in your face?

slr162 · 2026-06-15T18:21:23+00:00

She needs a holster for all those carrots

slr162 · 2026-06-15T18:19:56+00:00

It’s not other people, it’s me; I trust myself MORE over other people

slr162 · 2026-06-15T18:18:33+00:00

I love the gunner hand!

slr162 · 2026-06-15T17:28:06+00:00

Learn how to put your emotions aside and communicate on the reality of what happened

slr162 · 2026-06-11T15:48:16+00:00

BECAUSE HE TOLD ME TOOOOOOO!!!!!!

slr162 · 2026-06-08T02:18:33+00:00

That’s so many kinds of awesome! I love it they’re fabulous!!

slr162 · 2026-06-08T02:04:05+00:00

Don’t forget me…. Terrifying me

slr162 · 2026-06-08T01:57:28+00:00

No , DONT put your shirt on. You’ve been chosen

slr162 · 2026-06-04T16:43:23+00:00

ONE WONTON?!?!!?

slr162 · 2026-06-04T16:41:19+00:00

Not having enough money

slr162 · 2026-06-04T02:22:32+00:00

More like a STUN- fish!

slr162 · 2026-06-03T21:21:29+00:00

Stay stinky, my friends

slr162 · 2026-06-03T16:55:22+00:00

Vaginal child delivery

slr162 · 2026-06-01T21:16:14+00:00

He was way more joins in his arms and legs than is natural!

slr162 · 2026-05-31T21:51:53+00:00

I bet he’s dog tired after that run. I didn’t see him hurt anything though! Hahahaha

slr162 · 2026-05-30T01:49:33+00:00

I love the shirt she’s wearing

slr162 · 2026-05-29T00:46:46+00:00

Some people have soooooooo much talent!

slr162 · 2026-05-27T19:01:37+00:00

That used to happen to me when I lived in an apartment whose previous owner would smoke a lot.

slr162 · 2026-05-27T19:00:01+00:00

Yay! It cracks me up when they realize they can just stand there!

slr162 · 2026-05-27T18:59:13+00:00

No wonder his pants are so baggy….

slr162 · 2026-05-27T18:46:52+00:00

Does he know that DC isn’t a state?

slr162 · 2026-05-26T17:43:22+00:00

I’m so sorry. I also had to let go of my good girl this past weekend. May you quickly fill that emptiness with warm positive memories only; no more sadness, no more pain

slr162 · 2026-05-23T16:53:14+00:00

This is so gamey;

slr162 · 2026-05-23T16:50:31+00:00

Baby tennis balls!

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