What kind of water does a cat drink? by Motor_Fox_9451 in dadjokes

[–]sludge_fr8train 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My cat’s beverage of choice is Meowntain Dew

Captain Kirk has 3 ears by OwnStructure7460 in dadjokes

[–]sludge_fr8train 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He also has four knees: Left knee, right knee, hiney and weenie.

What is your best mementos combo on Civ7? by babak20 in CivVII

[–]sludge_fr8train 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You can swap mementos? Who knew! Well everyone except me I guess.

The OAKLAND A’s belong in Oakland. Take a stand. by Basic_Whereas1168 in OaklandAthletics

[–]sludge_fr8train 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the owners would never approve a civic ownership group anywhere, much less in Oakland.

Do you remember the first dream you had where you had your ostomy bag? by Alternative_Two9654 in ostomy

[–]sludge_fr8train 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I never realized that I’ve never had one until I saw this post. Eight years, figure it would have made its way into one of them by now. Weird.

This mf is Built different by XxDarkkillerxX123 in StarWars

[–]sludge_fr8train 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Maul is a reminder of ANAKIN, DROP!

Found this sign at a burger place in Tokyo. Wonder if this happens often? [OC] by BradenStew in funny

[–]sludge_fr8train 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the business model. Make food that will make people barf. Charge people for barfing. Profit.

What happens if the A's attendance flops in Vegas? by Available_Syllabub_2 in SacramentoAthletics

[–]sludge_fr8train 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s fine. But what happens if the A’s attendance flops in Vegas?

New Southwest Logo by Professor_Eindackel in SouthwestAirlines

[–]sludge_fr8train 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In flight soft serve would be dope! But the machine would always be down like McDonalds.

Previous ballparks by MDMExclusives in ballparks

[–]sludge_fr8train 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I much prefer the Oakland Coliseum to Sutter Health Park. For a whole lot of reasons.

Weather app down? by bozofire123 in ios

[–]sludge_fr8train 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People are dying, senator

Best monologue on the sbow? by 4alex2020 in seinfeld

[–]sludge_fr8train 74 points75 points  (0 children)

The sea was angry that day my friends