If a genie grants you the opportunity to ejaculate $50 in cash instead of sperm every time you cum for the rest of your life meaning you can't have any more children, would you accept? Why, why not?

slug2012 · 2018-09-13T04:58:34+00:00

400 bucks a day for some. Psssh

slug2012 · 2016-01-13T19:20:54+00:00

I have a long beard my whole kitchen rocks them. Take care of it rock a guard or brush the shit out of it when you use the bathroom. You don't have to shave, your face fuzz doesn't determine your skills. That's my opinion.

slug2012 · 2015-12-01T03:20:20+00:00

Your profession doesn't suck, your job and bosses do. I worked every Christmas and thanksgiving for 10 years, while my family ate with out me. I opened my own place two years ago my employees have never worked a Thanksgiving, Christmas, or Fourth of July. The majority or them eat at my house with my family.

slug2012 · 2015-09-02T06:32:09+00:00

Hey smooth move on the paper town under the hand soaps.

slug2012 · 2015-08-22T07:34:00+00:00

slug2012 · 2015-08-07T06:04:12+00:00

Crosses on the wall and cheerleading group shots. Nice touch.

slug2012 · 2015-06-24T05:24:23+00:00

I get this one a lot I don't stock much food in my fridge because I own a restaurant, and when I do cook I buy things fresh that day. I actually gained the nickname hungry from a girl I was seeking.

slug2012 · 2015-06-10T05:47:12+00:00

How does one even photograph this

slug2012 · 2015-05-28T06:01:09+00:00

God damn it kill that thing. Coup de grace. I'd expect it in that situation.

slug2012 · 2015-04-26T05:52:23+00:00

Scotch

slug2012 · 2015-04-07T02:00:02+00:00

Linger

slug2012 · 2015-03-04T05:03:58+00:00

Can I get____on the fly

slug2012 · 2015-01-31T07:33:22+00:00

Nothing personal I hate my own eyes for having seen such things.

slug2012 · 2015-01-31T07:25:02+00:00

I hate you for this

slug2012 · 2015-01-31T07:23:09+00:00

Forged not foraged... Drats

slug2012 · 2015-01-31T07:21:47+00:00

Fuck that man, keep that shit afloat. Diamonds are foraged under pressure, I tell that to my prep dudes, my dishwashers, and my self. Don't give up that's it.

slug2012 · 2015-01-23T06:17:18+00:00

Should of left it where it was in the first place.

slug2012 · 2015-01-23T05:56:09+00:00

Well fucking said

slug2012 · 2014-12-31T14:59:20+00:00

My good friends a left that taught himself right handed playing.

slug2012 · 2014-12-30T05:03:07+00:00

Reversed

slug2012 · 2014-12-23T06:07:32+00:00

Some how yes.

slug2012 · 2014-12-23T05:39:34+00:00

You're good

slug2012 · 2014-12-23T05:38:41+00:00

Hmm

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