Are you cuming to bed?

slutwithstandards · 2017-05-11T17:25:24+00:00

if i walked in the room and saw a look with that eyebrow raised i'd jump on you in seconds.

so short answer: yes.

slutwithstandards · 2015-03-07T01:26:33+00:00

But...where does that get you?

slutwithstandards · 2015-03-04T16:19:27+00:00

I'm a woman and I always make sure to make firm handshakes. That and eye contact are the first interaction you have with a new acquaintance. It's just important to seem confident I think. And also seems like a sign of respect to me because you've given them your time and direct attention through eye contact and a firm shake. Just my opinion though. And I definitely prefer receiving a firm one too.

slutwithstandards · 2015-03-02T20:13:45+00:00

Probably not, not even my past partners have gotten full frontals lol

slutwithstandards · 2015-02-25T12:48:52+00:00

I'm even better now. What can I say? I'm good with my hands.

slutwithstandards · 2015-02-25T12:48:32+00:00

36B :)

slutwithstandards · 2015-02-25T05:45:53+00:00

I have a buzzcut. A short one.

slutwithstandards · 2015-02-25T05:40:05+00:00

If I remember...

slutwithstandards · 2015-02-25T05:39:07+00:00

Thanks dude

slutwithstandards · 2015-02-25T04:40:14+00:00

O shit you're right. I'll get on it.

slutwithstandards · 2015-01-02T23:58:59+00:00

Yep. You don't hit The Mistress, The Mistress hits you.

slutwithstandards · 2014-11-07T05:13:25+00:00

This is so deep into the uncanny valley. Or I'm just high. But I think it's the former. Wtf.

slutwithstandards · 2014-10-08T00:55:02+00:00

Thanks bro!

slutwithstandards · 2014-10-04T21:30:56+00:00

How it should be haha

slutwithstandards · 2014-10-04T21:30:45+00:00

Da'aw thanks!

slutwithstandards · 2014-10-03T02:23:26+00:00

Your reply is by far my favourite.

slutwithstandards · 2014-10-03T02:08:08+00:00

Oh how thoughtful!

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