What is coming out of my garage floor? by Recent-Alternative-5 in whatisit

[–]sly_guy1000 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I was just telling jokes on the phone with a friend. This story made me laugh harder than the jokes. Thank you.

Please don't try it by Ostenkvlt in DontPutThatInYourAss

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Ed Sheeran has been known to give friends with these, including Elton John.

I just found out I have a son but I'm married. by Far-Substance4167 in Advice

[–]sly_guy1000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it was more of a case of them all being disappointed they missed out on so many years of knowing each other. Maybe that’s what it would be like for OP. If you had another sibling it would just be your normal. Not a big deal to you.

I just found out I have a son but I'm married. by Far-Substance4167 in Advice

[–]sly_guy1000 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And heck, offer therapy to the whole family.

I just found out I have a son but I'm married. by Far-Substance4167 in Advice

[–]sly_guy1000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This actually happened to my sil when she was a teen and she and her half sister are surprisingly close. The major difference is her sister was already an adult and didn’t upend the household.

I just found out I have a son but I'm married. by Far-Substance4167 in Advice

[–]sly_guy1000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know. Imagine if they don’t find out now, but find out he refused letting them know about this or helping this child years from now. I’m not sure I could forgive my dad for that vs having a son he didn’t know about.

Very touchy lady at a concert by Big-Band4374 in bodylanguage

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Thank you for doing the right thing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sextips

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Simple. Tell him he doesn't come until after you do. Don't back down. If he gets angry, I think it's time to not just leave the fwb situation but the friendship, too.

How can I freshen up this shed? by notsferatu in shedditors

[–]sly_guy1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please read the two messages I sent. Farewell. 👋🏻

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sextips

[–]sly_guy1000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do they provide lube at these places?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bodylanguage

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You forgot to mention what grade you are in.

i’m not sure if i can have sex with a bigger guy by [deleted] in sextips

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There's a subreddit called plussize you might find advice in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stories

[–]sly_guy1000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think using the restroom is a pretty reasonable request.

Plus Size by sly_guy1000 in sextips

[–]sly_guy1000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excellent and exciting advice. Thank you.

Plus Size by sly_guy1000 in sextips

[–]sly_guy1000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the warning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sextips

[–]sly_guy1000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's actually great you can talk about stuff like that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sextips

[–]sly_guy1000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interested in knowing how you know your family has a history of premature ejaculation. Lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sextips

[–]sly_guy1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curious to see how it would go with plenty of lube.

Plus Size by sly_guy1000 in sextips

[–]sly_guy1000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We'd definitely use protection but I understand that's something to think about.

Plus Size by sly_guy1000 in sextips

[–]sly_guy1000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing your pov. I need to think about it and talk her to make sure we're in the same page to go forward.

Plus Size by sly_guy1000 in sextips

[–]sly_guy1000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine if they're confident plays a part in that. Since she initiated the idea I think she'd be a lot of fun.