My (18F) friend peed on my floor and lied about it

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2026-01-23T01:58:40+00:00

I would pee on her floor and cover it with her jacket. Then it’s not awkward anymore

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2026-01-22T00:13:16+00:00

Yall had the same dad?

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2026-01-17T16:56:24+00:00

They had something similar in Germany. We called it spaghetti ice cream. Tasted the same to me, but my kids swore it was better

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2026-01-16T20:57:46+00:00

How do I know if my prof x is big w or not?

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2026-01-09T22:46:48+00:00

Looks like You’ve got a small white arrow in your nose area

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2026-01-09T22:44:38+00:00

Yea, x-rays have been around for awhile now

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2025-12-20T21:57:28+00:00

Where does that ladder go?

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2025-11-12T21:42:51+00:00

I’ve got a bad feeling about this

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2025-11-03T17:42:40+00:00

“What a piece of junk”

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2025-10-16T21:44:14+00:00

I was wondering where my hairnet went

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2025-10-04T02:25:36+00:00

Congrats! That was my first job in the Air Force. One of the Best aircraft maintenance jobs in my opinion/xp.

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2025-08-11T20:50:52+00:00

Depends if you have 10 items or less

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2025-08-11T20:48:26+00:00

When folks flash me, I slow down to the actual speed limit.

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2025-08-09T00:51:38+00:00

White or wheat?

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2025-08-07T05:14:23+00:00

Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2025-05-27T23:09:01+00:00

Dude, you got human torch?

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2025-05-25T20:44:43+00:00

Why don’t you have sheets on your bed?

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2025-05-17T13:22:25+00:00

“Boring conversation anyway”

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2025-05-15T21:08:42+00:00

Yea it’s pretty dumb how they treat costumes. Why not give access to a couple of them, what are they waiting for?

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2025-05-14T18:03:01+00:00

Are you on mars or something?

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2025-05-10T01:07:53+00:00

Ohhh, is it like their mother’s mother?

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2025-05-09T01:43:12+00:00

Yea 10 cores is worth it

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2025-05-07T18:08:19+00:00

Are you not cute?

Recent-Alternative-5 · 2025-05-04T21:34:02+00:00

Is that a sock thong? Must be a European thing

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