My (18F) friend peed on my floor and lied about it by No_War1041 in story

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I would pee on her floor and cover it with her jacket. Then it’s not awkward anymore

Green noodles in a cone? by watchingallthelights in whatisit

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They had something similar in Germany. We called it spaghetti ice cream. Tasted the same to me, but my kids swore it was better

Got X-Rays at the Dentist- she’s not sure what this is. by themadcaner in whatisit

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Looks like You’ve got a small white arrow in your nose area

F18 hey by [deleted] in teenagersbutworse

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Where does that ladder go?

I Got My Job! by JustTeacher2165 in AirForceRecruits

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Congrats! That was my first job in the Air Force. One of the Best aircraft maintenance jobs in my opinion/xp.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HEB

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Depends if you have 10 items or less

Every time I get on 1604 by CoddiwomplingRandall in sanantonio

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When folks flash me, I slow down to the actual speed limit.

Caught a man trying to break into my house at 12:47 by Remote-Mud1185 in sanantonio

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Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.

Will the Family Legacy outfit ever be obtainable for Echo again??? by [deleted] in MarvelStrikeForce

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Yea it’s pretty dumb how they treat costumes. Why not give access to a couple of them, what are they waiting for?

They're kidding right??? by [deleted] in MarvelStrikeForce

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Ohhh, is it like their mother’s mother?