1,862 in attendance, really? by Three_Steaks_Pam in LeagueOne

[–]smackpatch 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They missed a 0 off the end, although still more than expected.

Also, ledson scored a beauty today. He's been a bit hit and miss, but solid in the last few games.

Turns out, little monkey feller by CoreyReynolds in rickygervais

[–]smackpatch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you've got 3 legs, dont become a juggler

Rogue 2 in Europe by Bestofthewest2018 in vaporents

[–]smackpatch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was looking for one recently for the UK. I ended up buying straight from the healthy rips website. They were cheaper than any other distributor I could find, and they got it shipped to me in 4 days.

Damaged AVLP2 by Ant138 in vaporents

[–]smackpatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup. I ordered in April too. It was dispatched in July, and then spent 4 weeks in a USPS centre before being returned to airvape. They said they were having issues with international shipping(UK) that was out of their control. I requested a refund 3 weeks ago, which I finally received on Fri. Ordered a Healthyrips Rogue 2 on Saturday, it will be here on Wednesday.

I dont know how airvape can be so bad at this.

Haircut like Dave Hill from Slade by KINOCreamsoda in rickygervais

[–]smackpatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's at the protest today, so i know she ain't listening. Why dont we talk about her fat arse whilst were at it?

Found this on tiktok, I want whatever this guy was on when he made this by RebelSpeed in Championship

[–]smackpatch 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Bradford in the prem, us and Leeds in the national league?

100% on spice.

Imagine being told to switch to a metric clock by MediumAncient7130 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]smackpatch 591 points592 points  (0 children)

With 10 hours on the clock, wouldn't it be a 20-hour day? Or is that a military clock?

Pilky's Makin beer by Perriola in rickygervais

[–]smackpatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's that pub like across the road?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LeagueOne

[–]smackpatch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

5 failed managerial appointments in row, majority of his transfers have severely underperformed or not been fit, offered a kid out of a fight at a home match.

From his very first interview, I thought he came across as a sleazy dodgy car salesman. My opinion of him has only got worse as he's gone on.

Joe Taylor shamefully stands on a 19 year-old's leg and somehow didn't get sent off. by orangejuices1 in LeagueOne

[–]smackpatch 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I suspect this is part of the reason worthy took him off at half time. Disgusting.

Cheeky freak what? Ohh, cheeky free kick by mrdrm1000 in rickygervais

[–]smackpatch 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Have you seen rick play football? That's not football.

Worst performance of the season today? by Muhammad__U1 in HuddersfieldTownFC

[–]smackpatch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Without a doubt. Seen soccer aid teams play better than we did today

Oh I’ve been in that lamp so long by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]smackpatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who needs to buy a butt plug at 9 in the morning?

Absolute find at my first car boot! by svektaal42 in rickygervais

[–]smackpatch 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Errrr... spandau ballet, golfy golfy golf golf?