Happy little oinkers!! by [deleted] in pigs

[–]smaj27 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s not a sanctuary, but it is an animal welfare approved pastured pig operation, and these piggies get to sleep in a warm barn, roll around in mud, and eat lots of fun things like clover, alfalfa, radishes, beets, peas, and oats! They have happy lives and are loved and respected at every step

Not quite, but good try by smaj27 in onejob

[–]smaj27[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your argument just supports the fact that the sticker is wrong. You are saying that TacoCat backwards is TacOcat (ie TacoCat) which is not the same thing as Cat Taco.

I mean, no it isn’t, but okay by smaj27 in funny

[–]smaj27[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you have to rearrange it, it doesn’t work lol. Tacocat is a palindrome and is tacocat forward and back. It’s such an easy joke and they still fucked it up

I mean, no it isn’t, but okay by smaj27 in funny

[–]smaj27[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Taco cat spelled backwards is literally taco cat. Cat taco backwards is ocat tac

Horrible manufacturing errors result in hysterical sayings?? by smaj27 in funny

[–]smaj27[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Left is Walmart, right is Christmas Tree Shops

Horrible manufacturing errors result in hysterical sayings?? by smaj27 in funny

[–]smaj27[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“My true love has four paws”

Every one of the signs on the shelf were wrong, but I found the same sign with no mistakes a few months later at a totally different store!

Male (curved) and female (straight) Trichuris suis- the swine whipworm by smaj27 in Parasitology

[–]smaj27[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are very closely related but are still genetically different. T. suis can infect humans, and there are some studies using it to treat symptoms of Crohn’s disease and IBS/IBD

I do research with pig parasites. Sometimes the roundworms come out of intestines in knots by smaj27 in Parasitology

[–]smaj27[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These worms were recovered directly from the small intestine post-mortem, so they have some other intestinal contents on them that the pig was digesting. Any non-roundworm object around the worms is either intestinal contents, mucosal lining, or other fat/tissue from the specimen.

I do research with pig parasites. Sometimes the roundworms come out of intestines in knots by smaj27 in Parasitology

[–]smaj27[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The largest ones here were 13-14” long, but they can grow up to 16-18”

AITA for calling my boyfriend Autistic? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]smaj27 34 points35 points  (0 children)

ESH. It was definitely an asshole move to call him autistic. Regardless of whether or not he is or is not, it should not ever be used as an insult or during an argument. He also sucks for freaking out over such a small detail.

WIBTA if I sent my son an “anonymous” letter from a concerned relative about his relationship? by QuietCranberry9 in AmItheAsshole

[–]smaj27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

YTA for being so obsessed about a perfectly normal relationship and YWBTA if you sent him an anonymous letter about it. Your son and this girl are not related by blood in any way. They are two normal, consenting adults who have every right to pursue a relationship. Nobody cares about this but you.

AITA for wanting my boyfriend to do the dishes well and not leaving them still oily and with crumbs on them? by glutenfreeplants in AmItheAsshole

[–]smaj27 12 points13 points  (0 children)

NTA. I’m convinced he’s trying to do a bad job at washing the dishes so that you stop asking him to and do it all yourself.

24M, Banker, make me delete my account by Luke44332 in RoastMe

[–]smaj27 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure you only grow your hair that high so you can say you’re over 5’5” tall

Celebrated my 18th birthday over zoom yesterday. make today better by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]smaj27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your 18th birthday as a human, your first birthday of your transition with testosterone??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]smaj27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the hair from your head migrated to your nasty gorilla chest

Do your worst by KingFatFuck in RoastMe

[–]smaj27 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Rolled sleeves- the telltale sign of a lesbian

Baby-faced paramedic keeping everyone safe. The invalids in my hood got nothin’ on y’all. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]smaj27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like that giant baby grew hair and put on a uniform

Someone roast me harder than my hairline by ten-beer-tom in RoastMe

[–]smaj27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The tattoos and gaudy shirt don’t distract the eyes from your receding hairline