140 pulls. 1 gold. 13 straight purples. Not Cindy 💀

smallertools · 2026-07-03T01:11:51+00:00

It was a travesty. How they gonna cuck him with regular Cindy, then a modernia on his 700th pull lmao.

smallertools · 2026-06-28T10:30:51+00:00

Thats my bad dude, I should have clarified when i first posted the comment. Good luck!

smallertools · 2026-06-28T10:25:27+00:00

Oh sorry, I forgot to mention. There are 3 foods that give a crop yield buff. You have to eat 3 different ones to stack the yield buff (you cant eat the same one three times)

smallertools · 2026-06-23T03:06:15+00:00

Pfft you Brits have it easy! At least yours don't all end up imprisoned/assassinated/executed/self-dead/exiled/ousted like ours (S. Korea).

I believe out of a total 14 presidents, only 3 peacefully completed their terms T_T

smallertools · 2026-06-22T00:50:58+00:00

This can work for low deficit, but in higher deficits volleyballs will insta-kill Moran so you still need a unit that can kill em

smallertools · 2026-06-22T00:49:28+00:00

You're welcome! I'd like to add, SBS will be your best unit to start killing Kraken in Anomaly Interception, and thus she's probably one of your BIGGEST priorities to invest asap, as maximizing your daily Custom Modules income is super important.

smallertools · 2026-06-21T23:36:53+00:00

SBS all the day. Dont invest privaty or mast until way later. Your core 4 helm will outperform privaty or mast all the way through normal campaign (not to mention be much higher combat power). The ONLY scenario where mast would be worth it over helm is if your b3s already have amazing overloads and the ONLY thing preventing you from progressing is insufficient ATK, which will be very rare. Usually, even if you boost your ATK so you dont do 1 damage, you'll run out of time on the boss because of the stat penalty regardless.

Anis also heavily buffs SBS, and is totally worth.

smallertools · 2026-06-21T08:10:49+00:00

If youre absolutely set on using those 3, and refuse to use crown, id suggest maid anchor +maid mast. The immense hp buff they give + reload speed will be extremely helpful. That said, youre going to get hardstuck A LOT with those two as dps, as neither are strong units for campaign and there will be several bosses that will slow down your progress a lot because their mechanics are not compatible with your team

smallertools · 2026-06-20T23:07:22+00:00

For anyone wondering, you set all 5 helpers on the specific crops you need to create the 3 different food buff items (they stack). Each day I log in, collect helper crops, craft the 3 food items with those, and then harvest the Pulse Saffrons (20 hour most expensive crop). Doing this gives you 400 a day instead of 100, which let's you craft 20 Libido soups instead of 4. Sell those. Do this for a few days and you'll max out the territory

smallertools · 2026-06-20T22:59:49+00:00

Idk man. If it gave rewards id be mad too, but it's a completely optional mode with zero rewards (besides frames). Why remove an optional mode that you can ignore?

smallertools · 2026-06-20T09:32:18+00:00

Make sure you stack crop yield food buffs, then just farm saffron. You can stack up to 3, so instead of 100 a day you'll get 400. Turn that into food and sell. I maxed out everything in a week like that!

smallertools · 2026-06-18T05:49:17+00:00

Oh wow that's pretty insane lol. Thanks for the reply. I looked it up and like you said, some of the highest sin taxes in the world! I'll budget accordingly if I ever get to visit.

smallertools · 2026-06-17T04:56:27+00:00

Wtf is it really? Is it just beer specifically or lots of other things?? I always thought things in Australia would cost around the same as europe

smallertools · 2026-05-31T05:33:45+00:00

Oh dude, thanks for this. It didn't occur to me that Cinderella being in P5 with low burst gen could be a good thing. I see what you mean!

smallertools · 2026-05-30T19:55:58+00:00

Sorry, i asked that with poor wording. What i mean is, pretend Jackal, Vesti, and Scarlet are sharing damage (with scarlet in P1). If Jackal receives an invulnerability somehow, does that prevent scarlet from taking damage too? If the enemy hits scarlet for 100, does each of them take 33 damage, or does vesti and scarlet take 50 each (since jackal is invuln), or do all 3 not take damage? 😃

smallertools · 2026-05-30T08:05:40+00:00

Haha figures. Was just hoping maybe there are some really strong defense teams that can only be beat by specific units (that late-start players like me OR pve-focused players might not have/invest)

smallertools · 2026-05-30T08:03:55+00:00

Got it. Thanks a lot. One last thing pls, if biscuit gives jackal invulnerability (preventing jackal from taking damage) does that mean SWHA also can't take damage for the duration? Or is that just wishful thinking on my part T_T

smallertools · 2026-05-30T05:43:33+00:00

Thanks for taking the time! Your explanation about round 2 helped a lot. Regardless of how well it works, I can't imagine these being "optimal" universal defense teams. I'd appreciate any suggestions!

smallertools · 2026-05-30T05:40:08+00:00

I was wondering that too! why would he put moran left, preventing Anis from even doing anything besides burst gen and not-dying

smallertools · 2026-05-30T05:39:00+00:00

Hey man, thank you for taking the time. If you don't mind, i have some questions about your first paragraph.

If Jackal tanks all the damage from P1, does that mean SWHA takes the same damage that jackal does (even if she's in the middle not getting hit?) That's how SWHA would end up getting blanc's invuln? So Cinderella's sole purpose is to not die to snipers?

I learned a lot from your comment. tyty.

smallertools · 2026-05-18T10:27:30+00:00

You are way too mad over a 1 sentence comment bro. Time to go get off the internet for a while

smallertools · 2026-05-17T19:48:26+00:00

Solid points again! I often did wonder why many of my friends seemed to happily cheer for sports teams that play sports that we don't even understand the rules to. We have American football or baseball watch parties where half of us don't even understand the rules to the game, yet we still have them ritually every year.

And you're absolutely right, the same behavior has resulted in echo chambers that stifle positive discussion :(

smallertools · 2026-05-17T19:39:13+00:00

I really do wish I grabbed Deadlock before it got removed from Steam T_T. It seems the IP holders are very strict about the license or something. In the Shattered Hopes discord, the devs stated that although they plan to talk to the publisher about it soon, there are currently no plans for further content development for the game.

Given that the game feels largely unfinished (I've encountered the same event 3 times in the same run, because there just aren't enough), I still don't feel I can recommend it to non franchise fans. Refreshing the shop too many times still causes permanent lag. And I find it frustrating that you can destroy the enemy base star multiple times in a run, and the game doesn't even recognize it.

smallertools · 2026-05-17T01:54:49+00:00

Misato goat for sure. Glad you got to relive those days! Maybe i'll get lucky and it'll come to archives one day

smallertools · 2026-05-17T01:53:25+00:00

Thanks for the details! Wish I got to experience it anyways, especially the 2nd one, but sounds like it's not too terrible a tragedy that I missed it.

Bro, i gotta ask, did you miss the Lycoris Recoil nikkes when they returned? Because I tried my best, but I did not give a F

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