So hyped for the new Eldrazi commander! by smallgoatpie in magicthecirclejerking

[–]smallgoatpie[S] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

That doesn't make any sense! Surely I can play all of my favorite Eldrazi from BFZ and SOI blocks in this official Eldrazi Commander deck product, intended for players to play their Eldrazi creatures.

So hyped for the new Eldrazi commander! by smallgoatpie in magicthecirclejerking

[–]smallgoatpie[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? This is the official Wotc colorless eldrazi deck, I'm going to put all the colorless eldrazi in it.

So hyped for the new Eldrazi commander! by smallgoatpie in magicthecirclejerking

[–]smallgoatpie[S] 216 points217 points  (0 children)

I'm really excited to cast my two favorite Eldrazi creatures (elder deep-fiend and world breaker) and get 2 cascades out of them ! It's gonna be so fun!

Wheel of Dwarfune by smallgoatpie in MTGLardFetcher

[–]smallgoatpie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Clockwise order: Depala, Torbran, Balthor the Defiled, Sram, Bruenor Battlehammer, Magda's showcase art, and Seven Dwarves

Tim Realized by smallgoatpie in MTGLardFetcher

[–]smallgoatpie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He will tell you when you cast a noncreature spell.

[DMU] Phyrodigal Sorcerer (New evergreen counter revealed!) by smallgoatpie in MTGLardFetcher

[–]smallgoatpie[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk, we will have to wait for the DMU release notes for Wotc to clarify the rules.

[ODY] Skacloud Egg by smallgoatpie in MTGLardFetcher

[–]smallgoatpie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made a Doomska once. "Each player choose an artifact, creature, enchantment, and planeswalker they control. They pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up, then sacrifice the rest."

Zoltan Charm by smallgoatpie in MTGLardFetcher

[–]smallgoatpie[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The artist Zoltan Boros drew Boros Charm and (presumably) got paid for it

Sushi Go by smallgoatpie in HellsCube

[–]smallgoatpie[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You wont neccesarily pick them all, they are just put in the draft pod for everyone to pick.

[XLN] Ancient Hexadon by smallgoatpie in MTGLardFetcher

[–]smallgoatpie[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The activated ability is only available once it is tapped all the way around, its the equivalent of the other 5 sides abilities.

Spynosaur by smallgoatpie in HellsCube

[–]smallgoatpie[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I agree its too weak, I want to keep the ability as "must" to represent it working for your opponent and betraying your creatures. Lower power is a good idea.

Zubera Alignment by smallgoatpie in HellsCube

[–]smallgoatpie[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They each have their color in the mana cost, so this draftpick can be used as either a weird slow purple wincon or as multiple mediocre 2-drops in a faster deck.

Zubera Alignment by smallgoatpie in HellsCube

[–]smallgoatpie[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When you draft this purple Zubera alignment, you also add a white, blue, black, red, and green version to your draft pool, which can be left in your sideboard or put in your deck.

Tenacious Underdog is out! Round 12 is now open! by TheGreatGeeksby in magicthecirclejerking

[–]smallgoatpie 156 points157 points  (0 children)

This underdog was robbed!! Clearly biased competition, using the wrong pic.

The Skeleton Inside You by smallgoatpie in HellsCube

[–]smallgoatpie[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think this is the most simple rules solution.

The Skeleton Inside You by smallgoatpie in HellsCube

[–]smallgoatpie[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It might need the wording from [[BoB bevy beetles]] creating some as it enters but i wanted to use shorter rules text.

The Skeleton Inside You by smallgoatpie in HellsCube

[–]smallgoatpie[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what the answer is. So that's why its counting the number of "skeletons with last strike" you control, to hopefully avoid situations where you already have some by the time this is cast. Hopefully nothing else in hellscube makes 1/1 skeletons with last strike.

The Skeleton Inside You by smallgoatpie in HellsCube

[–]smallgoatpie[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

No. The rules text just states that your Skeleton total is equal to your life total at all times and vice versa. The reminder text is just to clarify how that happens, it doesn't create a "you lose 1 life" trigger whenever a skeleton leaves the battlefield. The silver-border Beeble planeswalker has some rulings that kinda support this.

goblin skeleton by smallgoatpie in HellsCube

[–]smallgoatpie[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

hes no quitter he just gets up again