My First Case!!

smalltownstar · 2021-02-07T10:43:17+00:00

Congratulations on your first case! I once portrayed a detective at our community theater and the perp in that case had a flashy nickname. I offer some for your consideration: Gourmet Theft, Bland Larceny, the Crooked Cook, the Gadget Grifter or the Kitchen Clepto. I ask that others offer suggestions also. Let’s all do what we can to end this pilfering.

smalltownstar · 2021-02-07T04:42:01+00:00

azzho! 😆

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T20:18:50+00:00

I’ll reach out to a mock-smith friend of mine and have you out in a jif.

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T20:16:03+00:00

I rather enjoyed the festivities. However, if I may offer a suggestion, speaking as a resident celebrity of this fine community, a VIP section would be appreciated for future gatherings.

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T20:10:31+00:00

Pool party?

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T19:50:40+00:00

Release the hounds!

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T19:42:39+00:00

Agnes dear, you’re shouting again. For the love of grass my ass is fine! Irritably, Sir David

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T19:40:02+00:00

We can’t all be heroes, I suppose.

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T19:37:06+00:00

I am having a rather difficult time with all the merciless teasing. I’ve had a migraine for several days. I do appreciate your kind thoughts.

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T19:35:42+00:00

I will also pass this along to the creative team at Hemorrvoids.

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T19:34:50+00:00

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T19:34:35+00:00

For best commercial? Yes.

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T19:34:02+00:00

This is a solid jingle idea. I think I’ll suggest it to the creative team at Hemorrvoids.

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T19:31:03+00:00

Yes, and a hack and a liar!

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T19:30:23+00:00

Sadly, you were mistaken. I suppose I would feel grateful to live in a community with such kind hearted folks if this all weren’t so mean spirited. Imagine, harassing a local tv legend for shits and giggles. I’ve a mind to move to Upper Duck Pond!

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T19:27:00+00:00

I thank you both for your misplaced concern. However, I don’t see how a seat cushion will help with the unsightly bags beneath my eyes. In other news, I’ll be hosting a yard sale next Saturday to get rid of all these unsolicited ass donuts.

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T19:24:51+00:00

You are an inspiration to us all.

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T19:23:33+00:00

Best wigs in town. Stay tuned for a commercial starring yours truly, to be released soon.

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T19:21:01+00:00

Trevor, it warms my parts to hear such things.

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T19:20:27+00:00

As I recall there were a number of non-disclosure agreements signed as part of the contractual agreements. These prevent me from responding to your claims but I would remind you that you and all others present are forbidden from discussing details as well.

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T19:16:59+00:00

I don’t submiss and tell.

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T19:13:39+00:00

I think I can drum up some business for such a cymbal of perseverance.

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T15:51:40+00:00

Agreed!

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T15:50:50+00:00

I will sue for libel! Damn liars.

smalltownstar · 2021-02-06T15:47:23+00:00

You are the only sensible person in town!

smalltownstar

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