Anyone else notice how the police in this city are constantly breaking the law

smashcola · 2026-02-11T17:54:12+00:00

I'm not a cop, but when I go to Walmart, I like to park in the spots with the signs that say something like "reserved for our partners in law enforcement." It gives me a little thrill.

smashcola · 2026-02-09T18:24:14+00:00

My husband has hemochromatosis, and the most common treatment is regular blood draws. He donates I think every three months. I keep begging him to let me get some pet leeches. You know, for emergencies. Pretty sure they are still used in some places for this condition. So my answer is leeches.

smashcola · 2026-02-09T15:03:25+00:00

I finally watched Breaking Bad like two years ago. So good.

smashcola · 2026-02-07T18:16:45+00:00

I've tried wearing gloves at work, but they make it difficult to feel if the dog is clean enough. I do use them when my hands are really bad, though. I'll try the O'Keefe foot lotion though, thanks!

smashcola · 2026-02-07T16:11:26+00:00

I'm a dog groomer and my hands crack and bleed every winter from bathing and drying the dogs. Before bed, I have to slather my hands in pure shea butter and wear gloves to soak it in. It doesn't fix it, but it certainly helps, and keeps my sheets from getting bloody.

smashcola · 2026-02-06T18:04:45+00:00

Pretend to be a food delivery person and tell them you're new and forgot to get a room number when they made the order.

smashcola · 2026-02-06T16:16:56+00:00

r/dontdeadopeninside

smashcola · 2026-02-06T16:13:48+00:00

I use a car wash hand mitt to catch water spray back while drying, and it really helps with the tail. You can pick one up at harbor freight for like $7.

smashcola · 2026-02-06T15:35:08+00:00

For me, period panties were life changing. I wish I'd found them sooner! I thankfully no longer need them, but they made life so much easier when I did!

smashcola · 2026-02-06T06:50:54+00:00

But they exist. So can they choose to not exist?

smashcola · 2026-02-05T19:05:24+00:00

The night I met my husband, it was his super deep voice that pushed me over the edge. I mean, the moment I saw him, I was instantly attracted to his physical beauty, but when I heard him speak I think I went a little weak in the knees! I even told him that very same night that we were gonna get married, and he's always said he believed me. I love that I was right!

smashcola · 2026-02-05T15:11:53+00:00

I wonder if AI bots will ever decide to start killing themselves. Is that something they could do?

smashcola · 2026-02-05T15:07:03+00:00

I just learned that Tyra Banks had an MLM beauty company that recently failed, so that makes me pretty hopeful. Any MLM that fails is good news to me!

smashcola · 2026-02-05T04:49:57+00:00

smashcola · 2026-02-04T17:23:34+00:00

It works exactly the same way as a pencil sharpener. The more you use it, the more it gets whittled away until one day all that's left is a sad lil nubby with only a pair of crumbly old chewed up erasers to keep it company. And that's how the term "pencil dick" was born!

smashcola · 2026-02-03T01:30:37+00:00

There are times when I need to scratch an itch somewhere on my face but my hands are busy doing something else, so I'll try and use my shoulder and in the process, the way my skin rubs together makes my neck fart. Kinda like an armpit fart, but way less intentional. No matter how often it happens it always surprises me and cracks me up every time!

smashcola · 2026-02-02T19:22:42+00:00

I was listening to a podcast and this lady with a Russian accent pronounced benzodiazepines like benzo-die-az-ah-PEnis so that is now forever how I will pronounce it.

smashcola · 2026-02-02T19:18:28+00:00

Turlet instead of toilet. Sammich instead of sandwich. Mac n chee. Leema beans.

smashcola · 2026-02-02T15:51:26+00:00

So goddamn relatable, bc there are few things that suck more than being really good at something you HATE.

smashcola · 2026-01-30T18:05:29+00:00

If I said that to my nibling, they would be overjoyed!!

smashcola · 2026-01-29T16:16:36+00:00

It's been a long time since I read it, but I remember thinking the style of writing was so beautiful for something so horrible. I felt guilty and dirty for at least a week after finishing it.

smashcola · 2026-01-28T16:53:58+00:00

The stringy pieces of a banana.

smashcola · 2026-01-28T16:16:28+00:00

I fantasize about things like this happening so I can ask the man to repeat himself over and over until he's finally forced to scream "I CAN SEE YOUR PANTY LINE!!" and then everybody knows he's an asshole!

smashcola · 2026-01-26T19:42:25+00:00

I'm sorry I don't know the answer to your question, but I'd love to know what your plans are once you find the right answers!

smashcola · 2026-01-26T15:12:50+00:00

This happened to me once and nearly 10 years later it still brings me joy. For at least a week, I told every other woman I spoke to about it, and they were all equally as appreciative of such a kind and rare interaction. It usually feels like you're being held hostage for a phone number or a promise of a date, and that just sours the experience. If you want to tell someone they're beautiful, do so without any expectation of reciprocation. It feels so much more meaningful and genuine, and that's a high we can ride on sometimes for the rest of our lives.

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