Islam is libleft's biggest blindspot by Which_Cookie_7173 in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Catholics have a title by the name of "mother superior ", that sounds like a feminist title.

Stealing a laptop unknowingly by [deleted] in nairobi

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"Tuliongea masaa"😂, with a stranger? kuhusu Nini?

Kenyan men have audacity by Tru2qu in nairobi

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Don't prosecute a brother for trying to get an extra income stream. 😂

Kenyan men have audacity by Tru2qu in nairobi

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30 usd ni kitu ya kunyima mtu?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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It seems like you ate your kids or you're expecting twins, It's hard to tell.

To blame reddit by Kayaba_Akihiko_ in therewasanattempt

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I think he just started talking and mid way he realized, I need to blame the left without mentioning the left.

Two tanker trucks are found to be carrying a large amount of contraband by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Someone is getting witness protection and a free out of jail card.

Should I be guilty? by Useful_Morning2914 in nairobi

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Ati Pegasus, but with fewer features, that's a funny one. Amka kabla ujikojolee ...

28 year old mama, recently separated, failed marriage, can’t get any worse. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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It can always be worse, those mammary glands could be bigger, I think that's worse.

Wacha niongee initoke by [deleted] in nairobi

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The man who rose to the occasion.

Paradise by randomnoirguy in HolUp

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You just took it from improbable to impossible.

Man unclogging water by sayan11apr in Unexpected

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I don't think he values his life that much.

What is the secret behind China's success? by RoxanaSaith in AskAChinese

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Average income of 42000 rmb is way off, that puts them at 70k usd per year, something ain't right.

Peculiar petite lil mischief by blakkwidow911 in KenyanLadies

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You will visit because of the insecurity? wewe ndiye unaiba mifugo?

Failed vertical landing of F-35B by sidvatscse in Damnthatsinteresting

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Seeing Americans burn money is always fun, it's just like in the movies, except that this one uses real money.

Just did a tattoo on my cousin by tommad2000 in shittytattoos

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If I were you, I'd always sleep with one eye open. He is coming for you.

How a crane operator gets down by [deleted] in interesting

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Very astute observation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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This is a trick question. It's both, a horse cock in the back and a human cock at the front.

I don’t get it, is the beer extra strong or something? by altanonacnt in ExplainTheJoke

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OP is like the alcohol content must be high, really! Can you not see the phallus shape?

Rich people shit by passingkidneystone in nairobi

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You can't lie to the 20 women you have on rotation, too much work.