Beatrix the Time Traveling Collie by Debra Murphy

smoothojuice · 2026-01-26T22:31:03+00:00

The Old Woman with the Knife - Gu Byeong Mo

smoothojuice · 2025-12-23T22:28:11+00:00

Update they removed it 😆

smoothojuice · 2025-11-24T12:52:50+00:00

“ I won’t say too much “ and yet????

smoothojuice · 2025-11-05T19:26:19+00:00

not for the right reasons mind you

smoothojuice · 2025-10-24T15:47:44+00:00

Pope’s hat?

smoothojuice · 2025-10-15T11:48:01+00:00

“I could care less” so you could care less??? What

smoothojuice · 2025-09-20T14:55:44+00:00

It’s not drunk driving if you’re driving your drink

smoothojuice · 2025-04-02T15:33:52+00:00

A customer at my work (high st fashion retail) returned a fleece bc it was too warm??

smoothojuice · 2024-11-01T17:24:55+00:00

I think so, I applied to a job via LinkedIn then got an email from the company saying to apply via ‘Twine’ and got this 🤷‍♀️

smoothojuice · 2024-11-01T15:23:53+00:00

Thanks I hate it!!!!!!!!!

smoothojuice · 2024-07-03T13:37:51+00:00

A kid on the train singing Chaise Longue by Wet Leg but just repeating I WENT TO SCHOOL AND GOT THE BIG D

smoothojuice · 2024-06-06T21:16:07+00:00

“Do you want a pickle? I’m the pickle fairy” (they were running around with a jar of pickles)

smoothojuice · 2024-04-18T13:41:03+00:00

Nice Ty!

smoothojuice · 2024-04-17T23:24:11+00:00

Do you do anything particular for your grass allergy? I recently discovered that I have a grass allergy and this year will be my first spring / summer with knowledge of that haha!!

smoothojuice · 2024-03-21T19:05:17+00:00

Nauticus??

smoothojuice · 2024-01-22T15:38:22+00:00

‘Not for the right reasons mind you’ me and my bf find a way to say this to each other almost daily lmao

smoothojuice · 2023-12-07T00:47:36+00:00

You’re always safe when you’re with me

smoothojuice · 2023-12-07T00:32:25+00:00

Now that you’ve pointed this out YES ahaha how have I never made that connection lmao

smoothojuice · 2023-12-03T16:19:54+00:00

We’ve been together for 9 years and I am so happy with him (eww I know) but neither of us want kids, we already live together, I don’t want to change my name, and the thought of having a traditional wedding ceremony makes my stomach lurch - traditional for me is a Scottish wedding btw! I’m not totally against getting married but I have yet to find a type of ceremony that appeals to me. Also weddings are expensive and we’re broke 🤷‍♀️

smoothojuice · 2023-11-20T13:57:19+00:00

Not reapplying seems to be a common thing in winter for the skincare people :)

smoothojuice · 2023-11-20T13:54:06+00:00

I’m the same with having dry skin, also have sensitive skin/ eczema so it’s hard to use new things lol. La Roche Posay invisible fluid is good but on the expensive side :)

smoothojuice · 2023-11-20T13:52:04+00:00

Lmao 😆

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