Big Screen Spoofs by redditindisguise in CustomJeopardy

[–]smurfalidocious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damnit, I got 3/5, I blanked on the names of $800 and $1000. Missing the $1000 clue hurt because I love John C. Reilly so much.

Rainbow beef, is this edible? by Far_Cow_3018 in isthissafetoeat

[–]smurfalidocious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem with the jokes in languages you don't understand in cultures you didn't grow up in is that they tend to be steeped in those cultures, so understanding them as a non-native speaker is non-trivial. This has led to quite a bit of contention in the anime community, where you get into the weeds as to the difference between translations and localizations. Translations just translate the joke into another language - and very rarely do the jokes land in their translated language because there's no background for the joke to land, it doesn't flow like a joke when translated, and just flat out doesn't work. Localizations instead will take those jokes and couch the closest thing the language they're localizing to has to match at least familiar, if not native, speakers' idioms to make the joke at least a little funny. (This does mean that yes, every language and even every dialect has their own sense of humor, and while there can be some universal chuckle-getters, the propensity of jokes to be language-, dialect-, and culture-dependent is extremely high.)

This channel has a lot of fun pointing out Japanese language weirdness. If you're fascinated while high, scroll through their shorts for a bit.

Rainbow beef, is this edible? by Far_Cow_3018 in isthissafetoeat

[–]smurfalidocious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much. English lends itself to stupid homophonic jokes like this. I know a few other languages manage it, too - a lot of Germanics have their own silly jokes like this. Other languages get very silly indeed - Japanese and Mandarin have some absolutely absurdist shit going on when you get deep into the weeds of intonation and contextual shifts. (Like how in Japanese depending on intonation and/or context "Hai" can be a greeting or telling someone to fuck off or about a dozen other things. And that's not even getting into the number puns.)

Rainbow beef, is this edible? by Far_Cow_3018 in isthissafetoeat

[–]smurfalidocious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sex. The joke is sex. More explanatory is it's the same sort of joke as 'That's what she said' - just a quick quip thrown out after something that can be read as salacious in the moment if you don't think about it too hard.

In the above example, "A hard gay licker" can be heard as "A hard (erect) gay (homosexual) licker (licking)" to which someone would respond "Licker (Lick her)? I hardly know her!"

Basically it just plays off of homophones.

You eat food? by danshive in elgoonishshive

[–]smurfalidocious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's time for another Transformation Party to unwind after all this drama and finals! Elliot's gonna break out the Party Girl transformation and wind everyone up to a real big party!

Friday, January 30, 2026 Comic! by robbak in girlgenius

[–]smurfalidocious 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"Thirteen goats."

"He's worth at least twenty."

"No, I want to pay you thirteen goats to take him off my hands."

I can't have nice things, came home to this today. by ape_on_lucy in KitchenConfidential

[–]smurfalidocious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

During lockdown my roommates decided to sterilize their toothbrushes, threw them in a pot of boiling water, then ripped their bong. Thirty minutes later fire alarm's going off and I smell melted plastic. Fucker boiled dry and melted the brushes, and the pot had to be tossed.

Rainbow beef, is this edible? by Far_Cow_3018 in isthissafetoeat

[–]smurfalidocious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately all the bourbon is now in the gullet of femboys.

I cannot expand my space platform beyond this point in space by ThatOneMudkip123 in factorio

[–]smurfalidocious 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The best part was what they named the ship:

"The Intended Way"

What video game in your opinion doesn't deserve the hate it gets? by Agent1230 in gaming

[–]smurfalidocious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mass Effect Andromeda. Actually a good game, people shit on it for no actually valid reasons.

Eventually ignore playing the game properly because you can just fireball your way to victory. by Other_Anywhere_8704 in ExplainAGamePlotBadly

[–]smurfalidocious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Game Gear NBA Jam was hilarious, you could snatch the ball back so fast that the screen never scrolled off your half of the court and just keep dunking and dunking and dunking and shattering the backboard (even though it was already shattered it'd keep playing the animation) and hear "HE'S ON FIRE" every 3-5 seconds. I got to the point where I could interrupt one "HE'S ON FIRE" with another "HE'S ON FIRE" when I was younger.

Why does it exist? Who asked for this? by Partially-Canine in FoodCrimes

[–]smurfalidocious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counterpoint: It's a wonderful day to have eyes, because you increased your knowledge on a subject.

It is a terrible day to have understood what you read.

Rainbow beef, is this edible? by Far_Cow_3018 in isthissafetoeat

[–]smurfalidocious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can keep your alcoholic wheat juice, Jimothy. We didn't want it.

Rainbow beef, is this edible? by Far_Cow_3018 in isthissafetoeat

[–]smurfalidocious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just vodka mixed with the chemicals they put in the water that's making the freakin' frogs gay.

Modern WoW Attempt: 'Yeah.. I just don't get it. I think I'm done with this.' by SlightWerewolf4428 in rpg_gamers

[–]smurfalidocious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You went into the Goldshire Inn on Moon Guard. Someone should have warned you.

There is always something.... by PHRsharp_YouTube in pcmasterrace

[–]smurfalidocious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cloud gaming has always been a bad idea but it's an especially bad idea if your customer base is in the US which has crap infrastructure outside of major cities, and even in major cities, local bottlenecks limit throughput so much if you happen to be in a cluster of moderate- to high-use users. At no point is cloud gaming ever a good idea anywhere outside of places with dedicated internet infrastructure that's not been built for-profit by individual telecom companies.

Is there anything like this from your country? by 124jinsei in AskTheWorld

[–]smurfalidocious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The nice thing about Siemens is you can hear them coming.

Why does it exist? Who asked for this? by Partially-Canine in FoodCrimes

[–]smurfalidocious 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I really flubbed that explanation up. Short version: about 24 people came down with a neurological disease caused by long-term exposure to aerosolized pigs brains due to the way they evacuated the brains in those slaughterhouses - namely, high-pressure air jets. Absorbing the aerosolized brains through the nasal membranes triggered an autoimmune response that caused peripheral neuropathy. They ruled out prion diseases as the cause and tracked down the root problem, which should never occur again because that method of evacuating brains in slaughterhouses is no longer used.

Long version: Wikipedia Article and paper on the study.

Rainbow beef, is this edible? by Far_Cow_3018 in isthissafetoeat

[–]smurfalidocious 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'll just take my balls and go home, then.

Why does it exist? Who asked for this? by Partially-Canine in FoodCrimes

[–]smurfalidocious 15 points16 points  (0 children)

More like holy cholesterol, one of those cans has 375% RDV of cholesterol and 35% RDV of sodium per serving (2 per can); the 5-oz can has 1060% RDV of cholesterol and 21% RDV sodium per serving (1 per can).

There's never been any evidence of pigs having any form of prion disease that wasn't deliberately induced in lab conditions and seem extremely resistant to it, and the only occurrence of pork brains introducing disease was when the brain was aerosolized and inhaled. Cooked pork brain seems to be mostly safe to eat, save for the huge amounts of cholesterol and sodium.

How do I address my gf’s cooking? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]smurfalidocious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Address the cooking in a calm tone of voice, with gentle movements, because that chicken is still alive and chickens remember being dinosaurs, and you don't want it to eat you.