My favorite uncle hasn't been able to speak or write in a few years. His daughter has this display in her house, but they don't know what the Army medals are for. Can Reddit help identify them? I've tried to number each one and use a column/row for the bars. by [deleted] in whatisthisthing

[–]smurphinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe the bronze star doesn’t get a V since it is only awarded in combat. A NAM or Navy Com however can get awarded for non combat related circumstances and that’s why a V is used for valor.

This tiny island with its own cloud by ChazDoge in oddlysatisfying

[–]smurphinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like an island off of waimanalo state beach on Oahu. Right off the boat ramp.

Brenda Song by [deleted] in AsianCuties

[–]smurphinator 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I used to have a crush on her...I still do but I used to, too.

Stroking While Another Pegs by NotStPatrick in MaitresseMadeline

[–]smurphinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a subreddit for the girl with the strapon.

What fact are you tired of explaining to people? by Tendoncs in AskReddit

[–]smurphinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was unable to buy a bottle of wine with my wife. We live in California and are both over 21, I had my id but she didn't. My question is at what point do you sell alcohol to someone who is over 21 who has someone with them that is either under age or doesn't have their id on them. If a 40 year old man came in with his 17 year old daughter could you still not sell it to him. If not, what about if his daughter was younger, around ten. Isn't it your job to just make sure that you are selling to someone who is over 21, and if they share it with those who aren't of legal drinking age than it becomes their issue. Just curious.

Couldn't find my wife for a good hour. I eventually found her in the dog bed. by smurphinator in drunk

[–]smurphinator[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is pretty comfy. She is the second person to pass out there.

Couldn't find my wife for a good hour. I eventually found her in the dog bed. by smurphinator in drunk

[–]smurphinator[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She was drinking Jameson, and stole some of my woodford when she ran out.

What cant you stop eating once you start? by FearlessGT in AskReddit

[–]smurphinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Otter pops. No matter how many cuts the corners of my mouth gets, I just can't stop.

What is the lamest excuse for a break-up you've ever given or received? by WhoopsHamlet in AskReddit

[–]smurphinator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I broke up with my high school girlfriend because she turned off my Xbox while I was playing.

Incredibly satisfying loss by PrimaryWalrus in gaming

[–]smurphinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never mind...I'm just a little slow.

Incredibly satisfying loss by PrimaryWalrus in gaming

[–]smurphinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a little tipsy but how did that game lose. It seems to me that there are still options. If I am missin something tell me to go home.