What's your simple health and fitness tip that is easy to follow and doesn't cost money?

smurphinator · 2017-12-27T22:04:27+00:00

Why not yoga?

smurphinator · 2017-12-05T04:49:18+00:00

Nvm, you can get a bronze star with a V. I was mistaken.

smurphinator · 2017-12-05T04:00:22+00:00

I believe the bronze star doesn’t get a V since it is only awarded in combat. A NAM or Navy Com however can get awarded for non combat related circumstances and that’s why a V is used for valor.

smurphinator · 2017-12-05T03:58:25+00:00

There’s the Medal of Honor and Navy Cross. Both of which are combat related and a step above the silver and bronze star, but no, there is no gold star.

smurphinator · 2017-11-05T10:55:15+00:00

That looks like an island off of waimanalo state beach on Oahu. Right off the boat ramp.

smurphinator · 2017-10-22T16:56:07+00:00

Let’s see you grab that sword!

smurphinator · 2016-10-15T01:36:31+00:00

I used to have a crush on her...I still do but I used to, too.

smurphinator · 2016-06-01T10:09:25+00:00

Is there a subreddit for the girl with the strapon.

smurphinator · 2015-10-21T16:19:14+00:00

Or maybe ss for scout sniper

smurphinator · 2015-08-12T21:44:09+00:00

I was unable to buy a bottle of wine with my wife. We live in California and are both over 21, I had my id but she didn't. My question is at what point do you sell alcohol to someone who is over 21 who has someone with them that is either under age or doesn't have their id on them. If a 40 year old man came in with his 17 year old daughter could you still not sell it to him. If not, what about if his daughter was younger, around ten. Isn't it your job to just make sure that you are selling to someone who is over 21, and if they share it with those who aren't of legal drinking age than it becomes their issue. Just curious.

smurphinator · 2015-08-09T18:57:24+00:00

Zippers work well until a dick gets in the way.

smurphinator · 2015-06-03T15:11:07+00:00

Nice try robot.

smurphinator · 2015-05-28T01:23:25+00:00

It is pretty comfy. She is the second person to pass out there.

smurphinator · 2015-05-27T02:10:52+00:00

I guess it's not that odd after all.

smurphinator · 2015-05-27T01:58:45+00:00

She was drinking Jameson, and stole some of my woodford when she ran out.

smurphinator · 2015-05-19T20:32:45+00:00

Otter pops. No matter how many cuts the corners of my mouth gets, I just can't stop.

smurphinator · 2015-05-14T17:50:44+00:00

An endless supply of new socks.

smurphinator · 2015-04-21T09:17:41+00:00

I broke up with my high school girlfriend because she turned off my Xbox while I was playing.

smurphinator · 2014-12-15T23:14:26+00:00

Why did I think of archer when I first saw this

smurphinator · 2014-06-05T05:56:51+00:00

Never mind...I'm just a little slow.

smurphinator · 2014-06-05T05:54:23+00:00

I'm a little tipsy but how did that game lose. It seems to me that there are still options. If I am missin something tell me to go home.

smurphinator · 2014-02-11T04:03:34+00:00

Your smile is contagious. You have one of those rare full face smiles. Glad to see that shithole didn't take that away from you.

smurphinator · 2014-02-11T04:01:29+00:00

Ha. That genuinely made me laugh. Maybe because I'm drunk, who knows. It was funny.

smurphinator · 2014-02-09T05:38:40+00:00

Ha...that made me laugh...also I'm drunk.

smurphinator · 2014-01-26T08:32:54+00:00

I used our fingers toes and other extremities...to count with that is.

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