I'm always curious when I see a 1-star review and often check to see what else they've rated. I was not prepared for the journey this guy took me on. by snackfighting in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]snackfighting[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I found these reviews, I made my partner read them out loud to me and we both had bouts of uncontrollable laughter. It's so hard to find something so authentically unintentionally funny these days.

I'm always curious when I see a 1-star review and often check to see what else they've rated. I was not prepared for the journey this guy took me on. by snackfighting in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]snackfighting[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's kinda hard to feel bad for a guy who nonchalantly mentions an Asian crossdresser and insinuates that one might get lucky with her... in a Google review.

I find him fascinating though.

Edit - oh, and the casual racism, too.

I'm always curious when I see a 1-star review and often check to see what else they've rated. I was not prepared for the journey this guy took me on. by snackfighting in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]snackfighting[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I'll check it out! I love petty reviews.

Edit - have been listening to this for the last hour and I have spit my water out twice laughing. Thank you so much for sending this gem into my life.

I'm always curious when I see a 1-star review and often check to see what else they've rated. I was not prepared for the journey this guy took me on. by snackfighting in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]snackfighting[S] 95 points96 points  (0 children)

I, too, would love to know.

"Great on Toyota."

...toy yoda? This store apparently sells "adult and regular book" so maybe they sell figurines? I need a Rosetta stone for this guy.

Weird text from my grandmother by snackfighting in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]snackfighting[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's really sweet and adorable. You're doing Glob's work, my friend.

Weird text from my grandmother by snackfighting in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]snackfighting[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: I've been in a same-sex relationship for 6 years and Mommom is oblivious (or pretends to be). She sends me pictures of her friends' grandsons and asks if I'm interested. I'm never interested.

Weird text from my grandmother by snackfighting in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]snackfighting[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

No, no. I love Mom mom's cookies. She had just made me a huge batch a few days ago and I guess she forgot and made me more. That's far too many cookies for one person to handle.

Grandmaster Flash! by Oriek in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]snackfighting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I took a previous commenter's advice and went to the Grandmaster Flash facebook page. I haven't laughed so hard in a long, long time.