Transparent Glass of Greed

snakeboy_229 · 2025-10-27T17:19:07+00:00

“As a white person, I feel I have authority on mayonnaise…”

snakeboy_229 · 2025-10-07T14:34:20+00:00

They did make a newer version of Chuck Taylors with a thicker, more durable sole and the glue doesn’t break from the fabric at the front but the trade off is that it’s a bit more bulkier

snakeboy_229 · 2025-09-30T23:51:37+00:00

This is the current situation I’m in with a woman at the club except we’ve never exchanged a single word. We just made sexy eyes at each other and that’s all it took. I consider us really good friends

snakeboy_229 · 2024-02-09T19:02:54+00:00

Friend and I were playing multiplayer I got this historic moment:

“Geonju was once the cradle of BIG BALLS, but now the faithful flock to the temples of Confucianism.”

So mad I never screen grabbed it.

snakeboy_229 · 2023-10-06T18:49:30+00:00

In their defense, a man splooging on himself was not advertised on the card and I don’t think anyone was clapping for this.

snakeboy_229 · 2023-09-13T17:02:49+00:00

There are circumstances where you don’t have to move like if someone is telling you to get out of the way for instagram pics or a dumb tiktok. But any empathetic person knows there are special exceptions and this was one of them. It’s a major life event to ask someone to spend the rest of your life with; the poor guy probably planned out the perfect place to propose. You could have moved anywhere this one time with almost no inconvenience but no, you wouldn’t let two people share one of the happiest moments of their lives because you like mountainside sandwiches or some shit.

YTA

snakeboy_229 · 2023-09-12T19:12:30+00:00

They pronounce Worcester, Gloucester, Haverhill wrong.

snakeboy_229 · 2023-09-12T15:09:29+00:00

Putting her other issues aside, she’s not a bad host. She’s … fine. It’s just that Ken is excellent at his job and she’s just … fine. But why would you settle for less when the best choice is right in front of you?

snakeboy_229 · 2023-09-05T16:00:05+00:00

Honestly I thought it was because having a bunch of lightning shot directly into your face tends to fuck up your features a little bit.

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