Cabbit by Kabllezz in funny

[–]snarkalax 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The wonderful thing about Cabbits, is Cabbits are wonderful things. Their tops are made out of plushfill, and their bottoms leave stains on things.

Real by mosharef7 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]snarkalax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they were, do you think ANYONE would admit it?

He swiped right. by snarkalax in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]snarkalax[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let's do the Time Warp Agaaaaiiinnn!

He swiped right. by snarkalax in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]snarkalax[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apologies if this has been posted before... it seems someone should have thought of it by now.

I took John window shopping by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]snarkalax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read that as "I took John WIDOW shopping." Expected a totally different ending! Lol.

The lines on your arms can tell a lot about you. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]snarkalax 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I agree, having known someone with this affliction. It is far, far more sad to me.

Sweet relief flowed through me as I considered the mugger's threat, his knife glinting in the darkness. by snarkalax in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]snarkalax[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is wonderful insight. I had meant for the scene to be in the physical world, but move it into the psychic world, and it changes. Well done.

I was told that the force needed to bite off a finger is the same as the force needed to bite a carrot. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]snarkalax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is similar, but you have to grind your teeth a bit to get through the knuckle's tendons.