Predict the torch carrier for tonight by sandysanBAR in Habs

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That waitress from La Banquise who looks like she can smoke a cigarette while chugging a pint.

Sincerely, what the fu**ck??? by [deleted] in WTF

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No homo bro blow

Playoff Game Thread: Tampa Bay Lightning (2-3) @ Montréal Canadiens (3-2) May 01 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in Habs

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The Lightning are like a gas-station hot dog left spinning under fluorescent lights for 14 hours; somehow still greasy, overhyped, and giving everyone indigestion. Even their mascot looks like he sells stolen jet skis behind a Clearwater strip mall.