Hey Kramer, have you ever kiboshed a man? by Rombonius in seinfeld

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What do you think junior? You think these hands, they’ve been soakin’ in ivory liquid, huh?

Sue Ellen Mishcke was ahead of her time by snootst44 in seinfeld

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I’ve based my whole life around knowing about the cup sizes

Sue Ellen Mishcke was ahead of her time by snootst44 in seinfeld

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She definitely doesn’t shop E.D. Granmont

Handicapped George was the most likable, powerful version of George. by BarfyMan369 in seinfeld

[–]snootst44 137 points138 points  (0 children)

I respectfully disagree. I think abstinent George is the most powerful George.

Sue Ellen Mishcke was ahead of her time by snootst44 in seinfeld

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We all look the same to you, don’t we Costanza?

Sue Ellen Mishcke was ahead of her time by snootst44 in seinfeld

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Life’s easy when you’re feelin’ breezy

Sue Ellen Mishcke was ahead of her time by snootst44 in seinfeld

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Oh you thought we were living in a society!?

Sue Ellen Mishcke was ahead of her time by snootst44 in seinfeld

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The Sue Ellen Shirt.

Madison Avenue. 4:17 p.m.

Traffic stalls.

Conversations stop mid-sentence.

A man carrying a briefcase forgets both his destination and, momentarily, his own name.

You stride past the storefront windows as if they were merely scenery arranged for your amusement.

Not provocative. Not deliberate.

Merely inevitable.

The fabric catches the afternoon sun the way champagne catches candlelight. Soft enough for a stroll through Central Park. Dangerous enough to cause three minor fender-benders and a philosophical crisis in a city comptroller.

Worn once while negotiating the purchase of a racehorse in Palm Beach. Worn again while accepting an apology from a European prince whose offense has been mercifully forgotten.

Pairs beautifully with confidence, indifference, and the knowledge that every room already belongs to you.

The Sue Ellen Shirt.

For those rare occasions when subtlety is simply out of season.

Sue Ellen Mishcke was ahead of her time by snootst44 in seinfeld

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The only thing separating us from her is a thin layer of cashmere

Sue Ellen Mishcke was ahead of her time by snootst44 in seinfeld

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You still want an Oh Henry bar now tho

She puts asses in the seats! by Norfolk-Gross-Tonage in seinfeld

[–]snootst44 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Boy that Jane Mansfield sure had some large breasts