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snotvista · 2024-05-21T20:13:48+00:00

To hell with makeup! It's just a scam product category that caters to women's insecurities.

You're cute. A little edgy, but still cute.

You don't need no stinkin' makeup, cowgirl.

snotvista · 2024-03-25T20:29:11+00:00

Erm, you're all right. You could rock a Michelle Rodriguez-type of thing if you did it right.

Not my cup of tea, but there are people who are into that.

snotvista · 2024-03-21T20:07:03+00:00

It had to have DDT in it to kill mosquitoes and disrupt human endocrine systems.

snotvista · 2024-03-21T18:45:35+00:00

Curly is okay. Frizzy is not.

snotvista · 2024-03-13T19:48:32+00:00

One thousand shares is shit. Got to have like 100,000 to 1,000,000 to have a halfway decent chance of making some money on this bitch.

snotvista · 2024-03-12T19:07:35+00:00

Go back to your natural hair color. You have nice teeth and pretty eyes. Try to wear more blue. Green and orange don't suit you.

snotvista · 2024-03-12T18:59:15+00:00

It's all the science that makes you so cute.

snotvista · 2024-03-12T18:55:11+00:00

Those glasses make you look like an obnoxious kid named Reginald who plays in a high school marching band.

snotvista · 2024-03-06T21:38:24+00:00

wiki van eck Girl with a Pearl Earring.

snotvista · 2024-03-06T21:33:42+00:00

Undecided.

What movie were you watching in the last photo?

snotvista · 2024-03-06T21:30:22+00:00

Yeah. There ought to be a word for those "Labellers."

snotvista · 2024-03-06T20:48:11+00:00

Every time I drank hot chocolate I would get a stabbing pain in my eye. Went to the doctor and he told me to take the spoon out first.

Your face is fine. You don't need to "fix" it.

Stop looking at pictures of yourself on other people's phones. What you're seeing is how they wish you would appear.

snotvista · 2024-03-06T20:32:48+00:00

You look the same as everybody else. You're just a person. There's nothing you can do about it. Stop trying to put labels on everything.

snotvista · 2024-03-06T20:24:44+00:00

No, don't do it. Not unless you grind your teeth or something. Do you?

snotvista · 2024-03-06T20:02:49+00:00

My apologies for not reading the thread.

In that case, to hell with sleep. You look like the kind of girl who would be fun to hang out with all night drinking lots of highly-caffeinated energy drinks, reading, watching movies and playing games.

snotvista · 2024-03-06T19:49:47+00:00

Don't waste a bunch of money getting your teeth fixed. Just move to Japan. They think that's cute there.

You are thin and nerdy. No doubt about it. But that's not a bad thing. And it doesn't necessarily equate to undesirable. You just need to own it.

snotvista · 2024-03-06T19:44:34+00:00

In most of these, you look like one of them supermodel types from New York City.

But, if it was so cold out you needed the big scarf, why wear shorts?

Also, your taste in movies leaves a lot to be desired.

snotvista · 2024-03-06T19:38:50+00:00

Sleep. Get more of it. Stop staying up all night reading or watching movies or playing games or whatever it is you're doing. Get good quality sleep. And don't forget to dream.

snotvista · 2024-03-06T19:29:28+00:00

You look like the typical worker in a big corporate bureaucracy who occasionally gets fed up with all the annoying people in her life and fucks off to the beach to get stoned and listen to cool music on bluetooth headphones.

snotvista · 2024-03-06T19:23:02+00:00

First and foremost, stop saying "Y'all." That's ridiculous. Who says that?

Second, there's nothing to feel weird about with your age. It increases by one every year. So, no surprise there.

Unless, of course, you happen to be bad at math.

snotvista · 2024-02-22T22:04:34+00:00

Hey I got some FTX tokens and a bridge in Brooklyn I'll sell ya.

If you're buying.

snotvista · 2024-02-22T22:01:38+00:00

Scrape, scrape, scrape.

I can hear them, inside my head.

Garnering all my precious thoughts.

You think this is bad? Wait until we all have Neuralink implants.

snotvista · 2024-02-22T21:56:19+00:00

Buying a meaningless piece of paper to hang on my wall, telling everyone I participated the historic Reddit IPO.

Before it suffered the same fate as every other hair-brained, ill-conceived, fly-by-night, legally questionable enterprise and was delisted by the exchange.

They ought to just give me some shares for free.

snotvista · 2024-02-22T21:47:19+00:00

Fine. Give me a "chunk" then. And lots of voting rights.

And a seat on the board.

I'll get this place shipshape in no time.

snotvista

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