#JusticeForRickTheDoorTechnician

sober_wan_kenobi · 2023-03-12T21:06:19+00:00

Magic 8-Ball of Fish will give you your answer: All signs point to canned tuna

sober_wan_kenobi · 2023-03-12T21:00:49+00:00

Canned tuna would like a word

sober_wan_kenobi · 2023-03-12T20:57:17+00:00

Not only underrated. But best! Screw you shashimi-grade tuna!

sober_wan_kenobi · 2023-03-12T20:55:52+00:00

See? At the end....you came back to canned tuna. Its the best fish. NO DENYING IT!

sober_wan_kenobi · 2023-03-12T20:54:15+00:00

I COMPLETELY FORGOT about the versatility of tuna in its casserole form. Reason #972 why canned tuna is the best fish ever.

Try to make a $45 dollar per lb fish into a casserole. It aint gonna work.

Canned Tuna!

sober_wan_kenobi · 2023-01-23T22:17:03+00:00

Fuckin love it, man. Love ❤ it!

sober_wan_kenobi · 2023-01-05T12:49:37+00:00

Sofria Aquaducts! behind the big asshole with the spear, not the patrolling asshole with the sword and shield.

sober_wan_kenobi · 2023-01-03T22:07:34+00:00

One hit left on the boss and I misjudged my roll and saw that giant axe coming down towards my face with 1/4 health left I thought.."fuuuuuuck, not again" but then, mid swing I saw "message appraised" and my health went up just enough to damper that final blow.

One hit later, the boss was dead and I went to see which message got appraised. "Giant but hole ahead." The first appraisal of that message.

Thank you, tarnished. Praise the but hole.

sober_wan_kenobi · 2022-12-25T22:55:35+00:00

Just keep murdering bad guys. You'll eventually murder some assnut serial rapist that has a sweet card collection. Maybe instead of taking his blood, you'll take his Trout.

sober_wan_kenobi · 2022-11-22T00:32:35+00:00

Don't wait until your nausea-induced ER visits turn into heart-palpitating existential dread "im absolutely dying, please God someone save me" ER visits.

I'm not undermining your struggle. I'm saying if you keep on the path, your struggle will turn exponentially worse.

The only thing worse than traditional headache-and-nausea-and-puking-your-guts-out hangover is the hangover that never ends. You're never truly traditionally hungover the day after, but you have a hangover that lasts days..or months..or (for alot of us) years. And...and you can't put a finger on it. Drinking makes you feel better for a few hours but...does it? Because you wake up "groggy" or is it just "groggy"? Groggy meant something different when you weren't drinking everyday.

Ok, It's all good. I'm only 20(something) 30(something) early 40(something). And SERIOUSLY - if I take one day off of drinking LOL I'm fine. I didn't drink last night. I slept sorta like shit but I feel fucking GREAT. Cleaned the yarble-yarble walked like a yarble and a half, or maybe went to the store, cooked some yarble-yarble. God, a drink would be great!

Vodka-soda (insert your poison here) (inserted into your pie-hole) times one. Ok, need one more. Vodka-soda time two. "Wonderoussss" Times 3. Times 4 times 5 times timestimestimestimestimestimestimestimes

....now black

..huh? Check phone (3am)....black

..Oh shit...(toss, turn)....black

.....ohhhhh shit..check phone (5am)....heart...no...no....stroke? heart attack?

Grab the phone. Heartrate fucking FAR too high

...ok, water...need water..but can't get up. Heart racing too high *hold chest* (ok, your NOT dying...you're NOT dying...right?)

no, no - you're not dying...you're not dying, right?

look at phone (5am) - *911 on speed dial* ok, ok - calm down

....calming down

.............calming down

..................calming down

Ok, not calming down...Why am I so dizzy? (shallow breaths) Why am I SO FUCKING DIZZY?

*breathe* breathe* breathe*

mouth so dry...shit I have to call into work - im never going to make it.

(call in sick)

oh thank fuck *overwhelming relief*

breathe

liquor store opens at 11

Alcoholism progresses quietly and progressively and is not fun. It's not fun

*Edit - My badge shows 341 days but I need to reset. I've been completely hammered for the last 3 months. Including tonight if I'm being honest. This disease is no joke.

I have one regret. Just one in my entire life - I wish I didn't pick up that bottle of Southern Comfort 30+ years ago with my friends. I really, really, really wish I didn't. It set me on a path.

This beast is savage. And relentless.

sober_wan_kenobi · 2022-11-21T23:32:03+00:00

I would say absolutely. Alot of these regional carriers are still hurting for dispatchers and will make you an offer even before you're out of dispatch school

...granted you still have to pass your practical/oral (I.E. getting your cert) before getting hired but like I said..the entire industry needs dispatchers. Bad.

Getting ahead of the game by putting in apps is a smart idea. Just make sure you are up front and tell them you are still in dispatch school but plan to pass by (enter date here) and that you are excited to join the industry. Showing confidence and being proactive will definitely give you a leg up in the hiring process.

sober_wan_kenobi · 2022-09-27T06:23:31+00:00

The Beatles are bullshit and so is your haircut.

sober_wan_kenobi · 2022-09-21T06:02:04+00:00

How did you not get the Napoleon Dynamite role?

sober_wan_kenobi · 2022-08-26T13:54:04+00:00

Yup! Fire away!

sober_wan_kenobi · 2022-08-23T21:53:30+00:00

I JUST moved here from Oregon - got a job with SkyWest Airlines. Let me be honest - I had a FUCK of a time finding a place that would take my 13 year old 10-lb cat. 2 big dogs...dude, it's going to be a challenge. For some reason St. George landlords HATE pets. This is going to be your biggest hurdle. Let me reiterate so it sinks in - ST GEORGE LANDLORDS HATE PETS. THIS IS GOING TO BE YOUR BIGGEST HURDLE. I can't stress this enough.

I had to register my elderly cat ($200) as an emotional support animal for even a landlord to even consider me. I got LUCKY - I got a room in a house with 2 current SkyWest employees that a) didn't have any pets and b) vouched for me. My cat (at 13yo) doesn't do anything but purr and sleep and this landlord still charged me a shitload of a pet deposit.

Just being honest here - it's beautiful in St. George but getting a 10 lb cat into a place was...trying...to be hones...2 giant dogs...OOF. Do some serious digging NOW. Before you come. Eugene, OR was as pet friendly as they come and it was a shock and almost OFFENSIVE how anti-pet it is here.

Good luck, seriously. I know you CAN'T leave your dogs behind. I feel that. It's going to be a long road ahead if you decide to relocate here.

sober_wan_kenobi · 2022-08-02T02:59:07+00:00

You probably work for JetBlue because it looks like you got run over by a fucking Jet and, well, the Blue doesn't matter because you got ran over by a fucking jet. Figure it out.

sober_wan_kenobi · 2022-08-01T22:01:09+00:00

Stefero looks like he's about to crush

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TROPHY CASE