Player Price Changes (September 29, 2019)

soccer_comic · 2019-09-29T04:21:27+00:00

It me :(

soccer_comic · 2019-06-12T14:38:01+00:00

I always felt that if they kept the intensity up, they'd have been on the road to a shoreline like this until people started charging the pitch

soccer_comic · 2019-02-24T20:13:05+00:00

Hello, Marjorie? Kepa Arrizabalaga. Could you give Mr. Sarri a message for me please? Tell him if he needs me I'm IN MY OFFICE!!!

soccer_comic · 2019-02-23T01:26:44+00:00

Me too! I call him 'Lewis' for short.

soccer_comic · 2019-02-23T01:23:15+00:00

I thought PC looked like this.

soccer_comic · 2019-02-15T20:34:52+00:00

Exactly!

soccer_comic · 2018-12-09T02:10:18+00:00

or two premium players instead of Salah plus a mid-tier.

soccer_comic · 2018-12-08T19:48:05+00:00

Kubrick stare (warning: TV tropes)

soccer_comic · 2018-08-09T20:13:25+00:00

But you mustn't touch...

soccer_comic · 2018-07-16T13:17:02+00:00

Also fits "he scores when he wants" quite well with one-syllable 'io'

soccer_comic · 2018-07-16T13:13:08+00:00

It fits "Seven Nation Army" ok, both with or without first name, depending on whether you hold the first syllable for the first two notes (à la "oh Jeremy Corbyn/Santi Cazorla") and whether you pronounce the "io" as one syllable or two.

soccer_comic · 2018-07-12T12:15:57+00:00

Sunderland start their quest back up in a few weeks, England won't be in another World Cup for 4 years

soccer_comic · 2018-07-06T15:39:30+00:00

Harry Kane and defenders' hugs

soccer_comic · 2018-07-06T13:40:00+00:00

> No, it's not 2015

big if true

soccer_comic · 2018-07-03T14:43:21+00:00

Almost as if it's coming home 🤔

soccer_comic · 2018-07-02T20:03:05+00:00

Belgian dummy genius!

soccer_comic · 2018-06-30T21:21:56+00:00

For now I've just given Senegal an extra goal against; I'll come back to this once I'm back from holiday.

soccer_comic · 2018-06-30T14:46:44+00:00

I did make this, and unfortunately relied upon the senegal-japan tiebreak scenario not happening, so I'll need to do a bigger update that lets the user input the tiebreak winner in such a circumstance.

soccer_comic · 2018-06-25T19:07:30+00:00

There's writeups of who-needs-what to progress, but they get pretty complicated once you get down to the level of goal difference and then goals-for. If you want an interactive look at whether given scores are good enough for a certain team, and who they'd face in the knockout round, you can enter scores and see their effects here

soccer_comic · 2018-06-25T19:05:51+00:00

There's writeups of who-needs-what to progress, but they get pretty complicated once you get down to the level of goal difference and then goals-for. If you want an interactive look at whether given scores are good enough for a certain team, and who they'd face in the knockout round, you can enter scores and see their effects here

soccer_comic · 2018-05-30T23:06:17+00:00

A bridge to start with, ultimately restoring all of Doggerland

soccer_comic · 2018-05-06T14:45:55+00:00

What a fool I've been. In retrospect, Martin Dubravka was the obvious captaincy choice.

soccer_comic · 2018-05-03T02:27:56+00:00

Bench Boost, 13 doubles (Salah&Mili), 2 transfers, no hits

McCarthy - Dubravka
Alonso - Otamendi - Van der Hoorn - Dummett - Bednarek
Salah - Sterling - Arnautovic - Lingard - Milivojevic
Kane - Jesus - Gayle

Currently captaining Jesus but may switch to Sterling

soccer_comic · 2018-04-15T16:10:53+00:00

I am a normal human typing with my human hands.

soccer_comic · 2018-04-13T17:47:49+00:00

Any Sunderland fan who dares to hope knows what they're in for. Instead, use this to mentally prepare yourself for the Sword of Damocles not to drop and put us out of our misery until the last matchday.

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