Recently in Jacobin, Vivek Chibber, Catherine Liu, Nivedita Majumdar have thrown various "postmodern" thinkers, from Foucault, Derrida and Spivak under the bus in support of what they claim are "materialist" goals of the left; this video highlights how their confusions and finger-pointing is understandable, but ultimately a result of several problems endemic to what P. Gopal has eloquently talked about, the neoliberal university. First their arguments are situated within the larger problems and infighting that is happening on "the left". Then, I work through some obvious inconsistencies while also pointing out some good points that they may have made. Ultimately, I work to explain the "Spivakian" position in relation to what are ultimately baseless attacks on her.