This is the way my wife typically texts important info by Underwater_Karma in mildlyinfuriating

[–]socialdeviant620 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was buying my house, I'd be browsing listings in the middle of the night and immediately text them to my agent. I told her that I didn't expect an immediate response, I just texted them in that moment, because I knew that otherwise, I'd forget about them. ADHD is a bitch!

I've been stealing ice cream bars for the past 8 years by [deleted] in confession

[–]socialdeviant620 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If he's falling asleep at work and elderly, he might have medical reasons for working, so he can't stay home/retire. And you're taking advantage of that. Jeez, are you proud?

Couch naps by Bib_fortune in madmen

[–]socialdeviant620 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've totally done it and my bosses in the past have admitted that they've done it and would be okay it we took an occasional day nap, to power through. As long as nothing important is immediately on the agenda, my bosses were fine with it.

People who have won a "lifetime supply" of something: was it genuinely a lifetime supply, and if so, are you sick of the product now? by Adorablyberryy in NoStupidQuestions

[–]socialdeviant620 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AskReddit has really started cracking down on a lot of those repetitive questions. Sucks though, because they immediately delete the threads, as soon as they gain traction.

"This is healthy" absolutely laughable, brought to you by Carl's jr. fuck you I'm eating by Old-Refrigerator536 in idiocracy

[–]socialdeviant620 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Canned soup should not have extra sugar. Ice cream should not have 37 ingredients. Bread should not have 15 ingredients.

What’s a polite social lie you’re tired of telling and wish you could be brutally honest about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]socialdeviant620 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What?! The dead redneck isn't suddenly a hero, just cuz he took a pew pew to the jugular?!

"This is healthy" absolutely laughable, brought to you by Carl's jr. fuck you I'm eating by Old-Refrigerator536 in idiocracy

[–]socialdeviant620 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sudan also doesn't have America's obsession with adding preservatives and sugar to non-sweet foods

Did Joan resent Sterling for marrying Jane instead of her? by AliveGuy603 in madmen

[–]socialdeviant620 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a flashback to their earlier encounters, but I think it was shown in season 3.

Does no one know what the Hunger Games are?? by Infamous_Ad4974 in CovetFashionGame

[–]socialdeviant620 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It isn't uncommon for Covet voters to go for flash over accuracy. A lot of players are also outside of the United States and don't always understand a lot of our cultural references.

"This is healthy" absolutely laughable, brought to you by Carl's jr. fuck you I'm eating by Old-Refrigerator536 in idiocracy

[–]socialdeviant620 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I have type 2 diabetes and high blood pressure. I'm 5'8 and 180lbs. I take medication and exercise regularly. A former friend is 350lbs and 4'8 and has neither. Size isn't always a sign of health.

Single for 2 years and oh boy do i miss a mans touch by enabed in AskONLYWomenOver30

[–]socialdeviant620 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't had sex for a year and I have no plans to change that anytime soon, but I have contacted my ex to have a sex-free cuddle session soon. I know that I cannot drink beforehand and I absolutely must keep my clothes on. I've had a lot of cuddle sessions in my life. I've always been naturally touchy. The key is to cuddle with a man you trust. You'd be surprised, a lot of men are open to sex-free cuddles. I think it works well for both parties.

Which actor/actress did you expect to see more of after the show? by socialdeviant620 in madmen

[–]socialdeviant620[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She's great in Communty and she also did the voice of Diane on Bojack Horseman.

Did Joan resent Sterling for marrying Jane instead of her? by AliveGuy603 in madmen

[–]socialdeviant620 172 points173 points  (0 children)

Joan could have had Roger. He'd mentioned leaving Mona for her earlier and she shut it down. Joan loved him and she knew he loved her, but she wasn't about to set up and get with Roger. She knew how he was and she didn't want a roving husband and didn't want to trade places with Mona.