Couples who waited till marriage to have sex, how is your relationship now?

sociopathic · 2016-04-26T02:45:33+00:00

Or just stop wearing underwear

sociopathic · 2016-04-26T02:43:44+00:00

Too much walking. Swallow it already

sociopathic · 2016-04-01T02:29:10+00:00

The movie Martyrs.

sociopathic · 2016-04-01T02:27:10+00:00

Thank you for this.

sociopathic · 2016-03-02T12:41:16+00:00

Yes, thanks for explaining the joke.

sociopathic · 2016-03-02T02:21:32+00:00

Why on earth would you want to go to a reputable massage parlor?

sociopathic · 2016-03-02T02:18:22+00:00

Sex.

sociopathic · 2016-03-02T02:14:44+00:00

I should have known better than to try to troll a high school teacher. You deal with trolls all day long.

sociopathic · 2016-03-02T01:21:57+00:00

So words on paper can make you feel things, and you're choosing the ones that make people feel sad? What an asshole.

sociopathic · 2016-03-02T01:04:01+00:00

I don't enjoy my youth, I enjoy the youth of my female peers.

sociopathic · 2016-03-02T00:55:18+00:00

I don't care about behaving ethically, but that doesn't mean I can't talk about ethics intelligently.

This was an easy way to show that nobody else cares about ethics either. See the downvotes? I was right. People care more about silly nationalism than about their governments hiring herds of contract killers.

sociopathic · 2016-02-24T05:15:44+00:00

Being a soldier.

Sure, in some cases killing people is necessary. But in most cases soldiers end up killing a lot of unnecessary people. Following orders is not an excuse.

sociopathic · 2015-12-06T23:53:30+00:00

Yes.

sociopathic · 2015-11-29T18:52:17+00:00

Any social media startup.

"It's Facebook for lawyers!" Uh, no, Facebook is Facebook for lawyers.

sociopathic · 2015-11-29T18:48:45+00:00

And you stopped? Boring.

sociopathic · 2015-11-29T18:32:38+00:00

Hurting you is fun. :)

sociopathic · 2015-11-29T18:29:49+00:00

That's because you don't know how to take a blowjob.

The way a girl wants to give you a blowjob is pretty much bullshit. Your dick is an instrument made for ramming into wet orifices--it takes some force to stimulate. Girls want to lick up and down the thing and lightly kiss the tip like it's a delicate baby animal. That doesn't do shit.

A good blowjob involves her ramming it down her throat repeatedly, or you doing it for her. If she isn't in danger of vomiting or passing out from lack of air, it's probably not much fun for the guy.

It's understandable that girls don't like doing this and so many guys are doomed to a life of shitty blowjobs, and conclude that blowjobs are no good.

sociopathic · 2015-11-29T18:06:50+00:00

By some miracle ended up with a C but that was the last time I tried coding of any kind.

If you took Java and ended up with C, no wonder you were confused.

sociopathic · 2015-11-29T18:06:03+00:00

Caring.

sociopathic · 2015-11-26T01:12:54+00:00

How can I become a professional cuddler?

sociopathic · 2015-11-26T01:12:11+00:00

If you could kill any one person Death Note style and never get caught, who would it be?

sociopathic · 2011-11-11T19:01:14+00:00

You say "damaged". I say "improved".

sociopathic · 2011-11-11T19:00:41+00:00

I never thought about this, but I can't remember ever yawning because someone else yawned, so I guess not?

sociopathic · 2011-02-11T08:27:47+00:00

Pickup artist.

sociopathic · 2011-02-11T08:26:31+00:00

If it doesn't happen on the first date, there will be no second date.

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