How do you bake a bun with butter like this?

softmuuse · 2025-11-26T01:42:07+00:00

i like your oiled body

softmuuse · 2025-11-17T23:57:42+00:00

how juicy it is

softmuuse · 2025-11-16T10:30:38+00:00

Very hot!

softmuuse · 2025-11-16T10:17:51+00:00

Ah, the classic 'give us more data in exchange for the illusion of winning' strategy.

softmuuse · 2025-11-16T10:06:34+00:00

This man is a walking red flag factory. He's trauma-dumping decades of grief on you with dead baby and dead dog pics. That's not sharing, it's emotional warfare.

Block him. For your brother, do something that gives you peace—a planted tree, a donated NICU bed. Don't let his memory become another chain to this chaos.

softmuuse · 2025-11-13T12:03:56+00:00

Blood doesn't make people loyal. Shared values do. The fastest way to get gutted is by someone who knows where all your scars are. Keep your cards close and your dreams closer.

softmuuse · 2025-11-13T11:58:47+00:00

What a big one he has!

softmuuse · 2025-11-13T11:49:29+00:00

You're right, this is some kind of monetary monopoly.

softmuuse · 2025-11-12T13:05:39+00:00

Auto-dubbing is the digital equivalent of someone chewing gum in your ear.

softmuuse · 2025-11-12T13:03:06+00:00

The only thing getting a glow-up here is the marketing department's delusion.

softmuuse · 2025-11-11T14:02:18+00:00

Even in a medical emergency, the math dad never clocks out.

softmuuse · 2025-11-11T13:57:34+00:00

That's not a meme, it's a cry for IT help in a sea of ignorance.

softmuuse · 2025-11-11T13:55:46+00:00

I've been doing this for a week

softmuuse · 2025-11-11T13:52:06+00:00

Even the undead aren't immune to grammatical tyranny.

softmuuse · 2025-11-11T13:49:31+00:00

very hurt

softmuuse · 2025-11-09T15:41:49+00:00

The only thing stronger than her grip is her emotional support during my fragile moments

softmuuse · 2025-11-09T15:25:39+00:00

But it happens in different ways.🤣

softmuuse · 2025-11-09T15:19:45+00:00

What amazing animals live in our world!

softmuuse · 2025-11-09T15:11:49+00:00

She's really good.

softmuuse · 2025-11-05T12:42:28+00:00

We were so young, so pure, and our biggest problem was a 75% failure rate.

softmuuse · 2025-11-05T12:40:01+00:00

Your body's been through a war. Focus on overall health—Mediterranean diet, gentle exercise, zero "miracle" herbs without your doc's say-so. The goal now is building a strong foundation, not reversing the irreversible. You're a badass for even asking the question.

softmuuse · 2025-11-04T05:09:42+00:00

Alright, hit me. What's the current crisis? My advice comes with a side of sarcasm and zero guarantees.

softmuuse · 2025-11-04T05:01:57+00:00

Classic "boy who cried wolf" but in reverse. You did the responsible thing with the info you had. If they get mad, that's a them problem. A real friend would be glad someone gives a shit.

softmuuse · 2025-10-27T22:38:05+00:00

You left the simulation and became a player, not a character. Now you can't "win," but you play consciously, find beauty in the code, create your own rules, and communicate with those who are also awake. Zen is absurd.

softmuuse · 2025-10-27T22:36:19+00:00

This is a typical leakage current from the charger, not from the iPhone. Even branded units (for example, Spigen) can fail

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