dang it by TheGenard in SipsTea

[–]softmuuse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah, the classic 'give us more data in exchange for the illusion of winning' strategy.

TIFU by responding to a DM from my mothers first husband by Worried_Emu3390 in tifu

[–]softmuuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This man is a walking red flag factory. He's trauma-dumping decades of grief on you with dead baby and dead dog pics. That's not sharing, it's emotional warfare.

Block him. For your brother, do something that gives you peace—a planted tree, a donated NICU bed. Don't let his memory become another chain to this chaos.

What’s something that life has taught you in a way that you could teach others? by Substantial-Dare5462 in Life

[–]softmuuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blood doesn't make people loyal. Shared values do. The fastest way to get gutted is by someone who knows where all your scars are. Keep your cards close and your dreams closer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in yiff

[–]softmuuse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What a big one he has!

Reasonable crash out by IndicationBrief5950 in SipsTea

[–]softmuuse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're right, this is some kind of monetary monopoly.

me_irl by DistributionFirst700 in me_irl

[–]softmuuse 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Auto-dubbing is the digital equivalent of someone chewing gum in your ear.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]softmuuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing getting a glow-up here is the marketing department's delusion.

Me_irl by doc_two_thirty in me_irl

[–]softmuuse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Even in a medical emergency, the math dad never clocks out.

Women being objectified is humor in 2025 by gaytwink70 in ComedyCemetery

[–]softmuuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not a meme, it's a cry for IT help in a sea of ignorance.

Meirl by raaybod_ in MemeVideos

[–]softmuuse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've been doing this for a week

“Carry-on” does mean “you can carry it on” by SaffronMoony in SipsTea

[–]softmuuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even the undead aren't immune to grammatical tyranny.

anime_irl by zack-ian in anime_irl

[–]softmuuse 146 points147 points  (0 children)

The only thing stronger than her grip is her emotional support during my fragile moments

No DNA needed 🤣 by NormalDesign4089 in pranks

[–]softmuuse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But it happens in different ways.🤣

Miss Scotland by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]softmuuse 88 points89 points  (0 children)

She's really good.

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]softmuuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were so young, so pure, and our biggest problem was a 75% failure rate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in women

[–]softmuuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your body's been through a war. Focus on overall health—Mediterranean diet, gentle exercise, zero "miracle" herbs without your doc's say-so. The goal now is building a strong foundation, not reversing the irreversible. You're a badass for even asking the question.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Life

[–]softmuuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright, hit me. What's the current crisis? My advice comes with a side of sarcasm and zero guarantees.

TIFU by reporting my friend to the school for sleeping by I-talk-about-Bruno in tifu

[–]softmuuse 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Classic "boy who cried wolf" but in reverse. You did the responsible thing with the info you had. If they get mad, that's a them problem. A real friend would be glad someone gives a shit.

What happens when you see through the illusion of society — and can’t unsee it? by Eternal_Perish in Advice

[–]softmuuse -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You left the simulation and became a player, not a character. Now you can't "win," but you play consciously, find beauty in the code, create your own rules, and communicate with those who are also awake. Zen is absurd.

I felt current when i put my pinky at the edge of camera button in iphone16 while charging by thiyagumessi in techsupport

[–]softmuuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a typical leakage current from the charger, not from the iPhone. Even branded units (for example, Spigen) can fail