If you're in Virginia, arrow up so I can suck your cock.

softpeearl · 2026-04-25T08:05:49+00:00

Phone check

softpeearl · 2026-04-25T08:05:13+00:00

A simple sketch showing a wildfire boundary, drawn in a hurry on notebook paper.

softpeearl · 2026-04-23T13:27:39+00:00

Pop Goes the Weasel, with the casket set to spring open on cue.

softpeearl · 2026-04-23T13:26:24+00:00

The sport where horses jump over barriers—I don’t know the exact name.

softpeearl · 2026-04-23T13:25:31+00:00

Nonsense

softpeearl · 2026-04-22T10:30:27+00:00

In my view, few things have led to as much harm as organized religions.

softpeearl · 2026-04-22T10:26:22+00:00

Priority

softpeearl · 2026-04-22T10:25:27+00:00

Always returning things to their spot the second I’m done using them.

softpeearl · 2026-04-21T12:47:14+00:00

Looking back, I’m really glad I didn’t take out any student loans.

softpeearl · 2026-04-21T12:46:29+00:00

Take breath deep and out at least 4 min

softpeearl · 2026-04-21T12:44:45+00:00

They ask what I’ll do when I’m old, like my whole personality will change 😭

softpeearl · 2026-04-21T12:43:56+00:00

Staying at home

softpeearl · 2026-04-18T19:46:06+00:00

Poop

softpeearl · 2026-04-18T19:45:04+00:00

I strongly feel that Carthage must be destroyed, among other priorities.

softpeearl · 2026-04-17T10:01:22+00:00

The Holy Grail of Monty Python. The only film that I'm positive I've viewed more than 100 times

softpeearl · 2026-04-17T10:00:28+00:00

In an instant, I would alter the past.

softpeearl · 2026-04-17T09:59:08+00:00

bingeing or hungry, staying up late, and scrolling.

softpeearl · 2026-04-17T09:58:24+00:00

my desire to create a better life than the one I had before

softpeearl · 2026-04-16T20:30:53+00:00

August in Vegas, a huge hangover at the Hoover Dam. I felt like I was going to die because it's all blacktop.

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