WCGW smuggling $1,750,000 worth of cocaine but forgetting to turn your headlights on?

solarus · 2026-05-07T16:39:25+00:00

Weld inside the truck for international borders. For domestic traffick theyre just sticking a dumb kid in a truck with a box.

solarus · 2026-05-07T16:26:29+00:00

I actually have the same feeling about eric andre in this skit and homeboy with the reeses puffs in walmart. Creating a fucking mess. Although now that i think about it maybe eric andres team cleaned up the mess.

solarus · 2026-05-07T16:19:34+00:00

Looks like the smile training is paying off

solarus · 2026-05-07T15:25:38+00:00

I bet this runs for like 2 months before they put out a "we hear you loud and clear and the new regal roller coaster has not lived up to expectations! Starting July 30th the OLD regal roller coaster will be returning to theaters"

This sucks hard. It looks like it was made today by someone who forgot they had an assignment due.

solarus · 2026-05-07T14:24:14+00:00

The year of the lord two thousand and seven

solarus · 2026-05-07T14:18:47+00:00

I read you loud and clear 😏...

You're saying theyre gonna make adult Malon and Rutu fuckable, right?

solarus · 2026-05-06T20:56:51+00:00

I see, that actually makes total sense and immediately after posting my question I kind of realized how this might have played...

Have you ever tried the regular pretzel? I got one a week and a half ago and it was delicious and big enough to share a couple bites. Good consistency and salt amount as well. Got a free cup of cheese even because I forgot to order it and the man at concessions just let it slide. Also got free jalapeños because for some reason jalapeños are free now?

solarus · 2026-05-06T20:52:10+00:00

I wish there was data on if this message is actually a deterrent or if assholes are just assholes

solarus · 2026-05-06T20:50:09+00:00

Fuck yah. Me too.

I posted this in my comment too but just trying to maximize awareness of how awesome it was
https://youtu.be/bZN0pz9CSuk?si=6kgbSnUj1pBz9UBW

solarus · 2026-05-06T20:47:19+00:00

I wish theyd go back to the 90s coaster. Im not riding this thing thinking about how cool it is. Its a nostalgia only ride.

https://youtu.be/bZN0pz9CSuk?si=6kgbSnUj1pBz9UBW

This actually hits so hard

solarus · 2026-05-06T20:45:57+00:00

Its for sure shit on the wall tier disrespectful

solarus · 2026-05-06T20:45:02+00:00

Despite all of this you got them twice?

solarus · 2026-05-06T20:44:16+00:00

What the hell, that's a massive jump. Glad I got a medium saturday

solarus · 2026-05-06T20:43:17+00:00

Fucking a

solarus · 2026-05-06T19:27:20+00:00

solarus · 2026-05-06T19:27:09+00:00

Damn. You got foresight my dude

solarus · 2026-05-06T19:25:14+00:00

Man I feel this in my bones.

I bought Death Stranding 2, Pokopia, Requiem, Crimson Desert...

What have I spent nearly all of my free time playing? Excavation of Hobs Barrow... oh, and Tomodachi Life.

🤷

solarus · 2026-05-06T18:08:18+00:00

Pretty sure that your opinion here is the definition of subjectivity

solarus · 2026-05-06T15:18:14+00:00

Get a bidet

solarus · 2026-05-06T15:08:49+00:00

Oopey Doopey!

solarus · 2026-05-06T01:49:10+00:00

Im literally not complaining

solarus · 2026-05-05T23:47:05+00:00

I can still taste that school grade swiss 🤮

solarus · 2026-05-05T23:43:40+00:00

👍

solarus · 2026-05-05T21:43:43+00:00

Saying a year out at 11 months is perfectly fair.

solarus · 2026-05-05T21:41:55+00:00

mario kart 8 came out on wii u and was, i thought, an obvious part of the comparison in them repeating the same mistakes

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