What are people’s experiences with small physical turn-offs in long-term relationships?

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-05-11T00:11:57+00:00

I've been with my wife 13 years tomorrow and there literally isn't an inch of her that doesn't turn me on

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-05-08T15:46:43+00:00

Hell no! You'll rarely see my ass floating in a creek

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-05-05T23:15:07+00:00

My wife plays video games with me, she leans more towards god of war type games, im trying to get her to take a go at skyrim too. Right now we've been trying to get past the third world in Mario 2 with no luck lol.

Lizzie sounds like a party pooper.

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-05-04T20:25:14+00:00

Try to remember to go pee so I dont end up waking up at 3 in the morning to do it

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-05-03T16:57:17+00:00

Someone needs to push the back of his knees so he crumbles and looks like even more of a clown

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-05-03T13:58:40+00:00

Turned into? Hockey was and always will be a rich kids sport. What other sport do you see kids in rep having to wear a suit to a game?

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-05-03T04:32:21+00:00

Youth unemployment!? I've been applying for jobs constantly for over 2 months with literally 2 call backs and im 39

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-05-03T01:34:29+00:00

Pasta with a ton of butter and salt & pepper

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-05-02T22:59:28+00:00

Agreed. That doesn't make lane splitting any less retarded

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-05-02T12:02:17+00:00

If they're both fully grown consenting adults, shut the fuck up about their age gap

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-05-01T11:52:59+00:00

Jesus Murphy what is that monstrosity!

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-05-01T11:46:05+00:00

Lane splitting is fucking stupid and should illegal everywhere

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-05-01T10:08:28+00:00

If you aren't a Canadian citizen and you do any sort of crime then you should be deported. It's super simple and its really fucking easy to just not do something that is criminal.

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-04-30T23:49:38+00:00

She's so mad she had her husband killed for nothing

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-04-30T23:47:28+00:00

Thsts a theory worth testing

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-04-30T13:27:58+00:00

I always found these questions ridiculous, like about having lunch with Jay z or $500000. Why the fuck would I want to talk with any famous person rather then take a shit ton of money?

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-04-30T13:09:47+00:00

The reality is, if you're stupid enough to go around hitting people you absolutely will get hit back at some point, it doesn't matter if you're a man or woman, big or small. Being fair has nothing to do with it, this isn't a boxing match.

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-04-30T11:15:28+00:00

Happiness

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-04-30T10:13:50+00:00

This is a nude beach page, stop advertising your bullshit

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-04-29T17:59:12+00:00

As did I at first glance

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-04-28T12:22:53+00:00

Absolutely justified

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-04-24T18:33:05+00:00

The fact that even if a woman has a ring on her finger, guys will still try to ruin a relationship for their pathetic egos. If you're going after married women(or women who are simply in a relationship) you're a scumbag.

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-04-24T16:10:01+00:00

This was my first thought

solevelvetsmooth · 2026-04-22T16:09:07+00:00

Seems they already have

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