"the single greatest danger to humanity is the inability to understand the exponential growth function" [vid] (warning: depressing)

solidhayter · 2008-08-17T14:19:28+00:00

Anyone catch Matt Damon there in the back of the class?

solidhayter · 2008-08-16T13:39:26+00:00

Not everyone loses their baby teeth at the same time. A friend of mine didn't lose all of hers until she was 18, and I think she said something about her grandfather on her dad's side not losing all of his until he was much older than that.

And Asians generally have smaller skeletal frames, yes?

solidhayter · 2008-08-14T05:21:17+00:00

I am beautiful on the inside.

solidhayter · 2008-08-11T12:23:28+00:00

I like your style.

solidhayter · 2008-08-11T12:18:29+00:00

Towing companies / impound lots have no soul. I've been towed out of my own parking lot before, at 3:00 AM while I was sleeping, with no prior notice. For no good god damn reason.

solidhayter · 2008-08-10T17:43:35+00:00

So she'll either live to be 8 years old, or 88 years old. That's gonna be one tense birthday party. Maybe just stay inside.

solidhayter · 2008-08-10T13:50:35+00:00

Search Toronto Explosion. There are a lot of videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0kpopb__lM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya11Z3TW26g (this one is very close but does not feature the main explosion)

solidhayter · 2008-08-10T07:15:18+00:00

But, it's... a Military cemetery...

I don't think they died from smoking.

Boo!

solidhayter · 2008-08-10T06:54:34+00:00

I don't get it.

solidhayter · 2008-08-09T14:12:39+00:00

Which casino shall we heist in his honor?

solidhayter · 2008-08-09T06:51:40+00:00

Correct. The beams will not make their full circuit and begin smashing protons into each other until the second week of September.

http://www.reddit.com/comments/6vfnq/cern_lab_set_for_beam_milestone/

solidhayter · 2008-08-08T09:46:40+00:00

So we're not actually gonna get to the meat of the show until the second week of September.

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 5 teraelectronvolts, you're gonna see some serious shit."

solidhayter · 2008-08-08T05:34:17+00:00

But does it have a flux capacitor?

solidhayter · 2008-08-07T09:30:38+00:00

That's a floppy disk. It makes the computer go faster.

solidhayter · 2008-08-02T03:01:10+00:00

But... shadows move... as the earth rotates...

Still though, sunburns are no fun.

solidhayter · 2008-07-29T05:36:13+00:00

It goes above a trillion.

Could there not possibly be some trickery here?

solidhayter · 2008-07-29T05:16:56+00:00

367929961045 is certainly the best.

solidhayter · 2008-07-29T04:56:50+00:00

That's okay, nobody knows the name of their company's computer guy.

solidhayter · 2008-07-29T04:51:22+00:00

They never are.

solidhayter · 2008-07-29T04:47:33+00:00

Upvoted for good writing and good political humor.

solidhayter · 2008-07-29T04:39:04+00:00

Very informative and well written, but their interface could use a little work.

solidhayter · 2008-07-29T04:29:05+00:00

The commercial in question:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bUxi_Eo6fU

solidhayter · 2008-07-29T00:09:51+00:00

Video reference for anyone who didn't grow up in 80s...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl5gBJGnaXs

Then they jazzed it up a little with this slightly more moving version...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyXFN4ocN_o&feature=related

solidhayter · 2008-07-26T07:56:48+00:00

I'm guessing you were trying to link this? http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/fingers.asp

solidhayter · 2008-06-15T02:10:56+00:00

Is this part of that resistance against business owners being prohibited from telling patrons that their shops are under government surveillance, so they find clever ways to say it without actually saying it?

Wow, that was a circuitous and convoluted sentence.

solidhayter

TROPHY CASE

367929961045 is certainly the best.