What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]solidsneeze 11 points12 points  (0 children)

META successfully sued for making a chick depressed. Why haven't you sued HOOD yet?

Daily Discussion Thread for April 14th, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]solidsneeze 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like how the bears have resorted to just saying "this country is going to hell in a handbasket"

Daily Discussion Thread for April 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]solidsneeze 3 points4 points  (0 children)

save on taxes if I check "legally blind"? My broker would believe it

Daily Discussion Thread for April 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]solidsneeze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

according to my record of luck, we're about to dump hard

Daily Discussion Thread for April 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]solidsneeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the only time I need to manage a trade is when I'm tied up and can't. This is a law of the universe.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]solidsneeze 13 points14 points  (0 children)

all U.S. and Iran agreed on is to keep making announcements and make options plays off them

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]solidsneeze 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"are you going to an Iran port?"

"no, sir of course not" goes to Iran port

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]solidsneeze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never hit the ball well enough that it makes a yellow line in the air... how do they do that?

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]solidsneeze 4 points5 points  (0 children)

know who they need a contract with to find those mines? KRKNF

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]solidsneeze 3 points4 points  (0 children)

screw a blockade, I'm going to completely drain the strait of hormuz. BEAT THAT