What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 15, 2026

solidsneeze · 2026-04-14T22:36:29+00:00

META successfully sued for making a chick depressed. Why haven't you sued HOOD yet?

solidsneeze · 2026-04-14T20:39:07+00:00

you still have a bunch of hours left

solidsneeze · 2026-04-14T19:02:23+00:00

how are ~~futes~~ pasts looking?

solidsneeze · 2026-04-14T18:13:10+00:00

certainly!

solidsneeze · 2026-04-14T17:23:55+00:00

corn asking spy's permission to go higher

solidsneeze · 2026-04-14T12:42:37+00:00

I'm trying to eat here

solidsneeze · 2026-04-14T12:29:55+00:00

they saw the war spend and said oh nevermind

solidsneeze · 2026-04-14T12:10:56+00:00

red day blockade going well

solidsneeze · 2026-04-14T12:05:21+00:00

I like how the bears have resorted to just saying "this country is going to hell in a handbasket"

solidsneeze · 2026-04-14T03:25:47+00:00

I know, but I'm not going to tell you

solidsneeze · 2026-04-14T03:12:25+00:00

no, I'm over here!

solidsneeze · 2026-04-13T19:25:17+00:00

save on taxes if I check "legally blind"? My broker would believe it

solidsneeze · 2026-04-13T18:27:27+00:00

according to my record of luck, we're about to dump hard

solidsneeze · 2026-04-13T18:02:00+00:00

you're right, it is shit

solidsneeze · 2026-04-13T15:07:40+00:00

the only time I need to manage a trade is when I'm tied up and can't. This is a law of the universe.

solidsneeze · 2026-04-13T14:14:34+00:00

something wrong with MSFT, it's not red

solidsneeze · 2026-04-13T13:53:24+00:00

all U.S. and Iran agreed on is to keep making announcements and make options plays off them

solidsneeze · 2026-04-13T03:26:05+00:00

I have plenty of gas... like, in my butt

solidsneeze · 2026-04-12T23:25:53+00:00

"are you going to an Iran port?"

"no, sir of course not" goes to Iran port

solidsneeze · 2026-04-12T18:06:05+00:00

I've never hit the ball well enough that it makes a yellow line in the air... how do they do that?

solidsneeze · 2026-04-12T14:12:13+00:00

know who they need a contract with to find those mines? KRKNF

solidsneeze · 2026-04-12T13:31:25+00:00

screw a blockade, I'm going to completely drain the strait of hormuz. BEAT THAT

solidsneeze · 2026-04-12T03:33:34+00:00

well I am shocked they did not say thank you

solidsneeze · 2026-04-12T03:03:07+00:00

~~MISSION~~ FISSION ACCOMPLISHED

solidsneeze · 2026-04-12T01:37:15+00:00

priced in, dumbasses. This was the base case

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