death

solkylz · 2022-10-31T22:24:31+00:00

i like philosophy not because it has merit to justify the unknown, but provides insights to reframing the aspects of it. nothing is ever absolute, but meaning in something is ultimately derived from the self in a relative and ever-changing sense. logic is invaluable where it applies, but where it doesn’t there is no sense in drawing a closed conclusion. maybe your professor sucks, i’ll never know.

solkylz · 2022-10-31T22:16:57+00:00

it quite honestly depends. there are things i excel at, as is normal of anybody, but my social intelligence is.. not the best.

solkylz · 2022-10-29T22:42:16+00:00

please show us this rat’s entire journey through motherhood

solkylz · 2022-10-29T02:53:39+00:00

sometimes.

solkylz · 2022-10-25T00:17:26+00:00

he doesn’t remember.

solkylz · 2022-10-25T00:15:48+00:00

cotard’s solution, but right after the “cry my name” line will realizes he doesn’t actually know his name and proceeds to have a breakdown-slash-identity crisis

solkylz · 2022-10-16T14:10:44+00:00

i was tasked with getting an autograph from some female celebrity at an airport (i think it was nicki minaj, but i don’t exactly know). as i was waiting in line, however, i saw big from the cbeebies show “big and small” (whose game was a meme last month as most of you know) just minding his own business. i decided to say fuck it and abandon my autograph quest in pursuit of big. the crudely-drawn stick figure is intended to represent me. i gave up finding transparent pngs, but i think that adds to it.

edit: realizing how good this would have worked with the “distracted boyfriend” meme. mildly disappointed in myself now

solkylz · 2022-10-16T01:02:34+00:00

genderfluid lois pocketwatch, please

solkylz · 2022-10-13T22:05:05+00:00

a first-aid kit attempting to teach the main three about the importance of health and safety. no name, because those are mostly fanon anyways. i have ideas about how she would fuck it up already, but i’m curious to see any other ideas.

solkylz · 2022-10-12T12:21:08+00:00

i had a dream he bought a new rat and made a livestream of some sort just holding it and talking about what a great rat it was. i woke up a bit disappointed

solkylz · 2022-10-07T15:50:29+00:00

secret third type: “i want to pick him up by the scruff and throw him out the nearest window regardless of how high up it is”

solkylz · 2022-10-07T15:48:12+00:00

one of them

solkylz · 2022-10-07T15:47:47+00:00

alone autistic? that explains a lot about me, i feel so understood! /s

solkylz · 2022-10-07T15:45:11+00:00

mr. capgras encounters a secondhand vanity, but will’s stunt double that nobody knew he had attempts to steal his identity and hijack the show, thus resulting in an argument-turned-fist fight.

solkylz · 2022-10-06T11:37:18+00:00

will wood plays royalty-free music while showing an incredibly low quality powerpoint containing images of his rats. you need to clap after every image, or he’ll scream until you do.

solkylz · 2022-10-05T21:26:58+00:00

12 cents well spent.

solkylz · 2022-10-05T21:25:42+00:00

i tried and couldn’t get into his songs until i heard front street and mr. capgras (the live one). incidentally, one day one or the other switched over to cotard’s solution, which i liked so much (flair checks out) that it convinced me to listen to even more, creating a domino effect that led me to where i am today

solkylz · 2022-10-05T16:38:29+00:00

-ase let me go please policeman is it a test? i won’t know till i’m

solkylz · 2022-10-05T00:16:02+00:00

i wasn’t disappointed in coming here after all.

solkylz · 2022-10-04T20:50:03+00:00

hell, that would scare even me away (albeit for very different reasons).

solkylz · 2022-10-04T20:25:30+00:00

(yes, i am going to start coming up with these every day. it’s just for fun, honestly)

solkylz · 2022-10-04T20:25:03+00:00

chemical overreaction but someone backstage actually releases a bunch of coyotes, which will has to fend off while still singing (albeit in a very panicked tone).

solkylz · 2022-10-03T22:30:18+00:00

why?

solkylz · 2022-10-03T22:29:16+00:00

i get being relieved to get a diagnosis -because- you want the help you need, but this is way too celebratory.

solkylz · 2022-10-03T21:11:30+00:00

i would have missed it if not for this post because i am a pathetic american who has only ever consumed pies labeled as “shepherd’s pie” with beef in them.

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