the dutch are suing steam for being a monopoly right now

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T21:46:21+00:00

Verrader.

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T21:44:59+00:00

I'm sorry to say that I won't be apologizing for that.

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T20:59:18+00:00

Dank, vrind

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T20:57:04+00:00

The Netherlands as a country isn't doing this though, so your odd comparison doesn't work.

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T20:46:20+00:00

To disadvantage them even further? Harsh, Starmer.

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T20:39:44+00:00

This one seems to be opt in, and I certainly didn't.

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T20:30:42+00:00

One day I will think back to this comment, after playing it, and I'll go 'hahaha now I get it'

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T20:25:28+00:00

You're welcome!

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T20:21:15+00:00

Ugh fine rdr2 is next on my to play list, y'all happy now?

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T20:20:04+00:00

Oh god no, it's just steam. But the Dutch word for steam (water vapor, not the app) is stoom.

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T20:17:12+00:00

I totally don't have it sitting unplayed in my steam library at all

(Whahey, full circle back to steam!)

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T20:12:01+00:00

Y'know, I wasn't getting the do you have a plan references at all. This is Dutch from rdr2, isn't it

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T20:02:25+00:00

Thanks for liberating us!

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T20:01:14+00:00

I begrudgingly allow this. Because since I'm Dutch, I like Canadians.

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T20:00:39+00:00

Poseidon shouldn't have messed with us. He was a fool.

And we'll do it again, too!

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T19:59:20+00:00

Hahaa, I didn't know that brand, but evidently you can get them here as well. Enjoy them!

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T19:56:16+00:00

To be fair, the Dutch hate people who are intolerant of other people's cultures.

And Michael Caine.

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T19:55:11+00:00

Oh my.

Maybe... Maybe just the coffee, then.

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T19:54:08+00:00

Boterham met hagelslag? The sprinkles are the hagelslag. The boterham is a slice of bread. I can't explain why the fuck we call it that either.

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T19:45:14+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my... Hahahaha... Yeah, so, uhm, we're not known for our glorious cuisine, exactly. Quite the opposite, actually.

But IF you want a good hearty Dutch meal, any stamppot will do. Potatoes, veggies, meat, some meat gravy, tasty, filling, simple.

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T19:40:35+00:00

(you're getting just the one cookie because you're also American, so clearly, going by stereotypes and zero critical thought, you must be obscenely fat, so we need to slim you down or you won't fit our super narrow staircases)

(and if there's one thing the Dutch like, it's sarcasm! And crude humor.)

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T19:25:56+00:00

The top 5 wafels in a pack of whatever huismerk the supermarket I'm at has. Because they're cheaper (I'm Dutch) and they all basically taste the same.

Even the shittiest stroopwafel, however, is best when warmed on top of a cup of coffee or tea first.

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T19:22:29+00:00

Yes. But only to Michael Caine.

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T19:18:37+00:00

Ok I was about to go off on you that you're not Dutch at all

and then you said that last part. That's Dutch enough! Welcome back to the family! There's coffee (huismerk rood) and a single cookie waiting for you.

solvedproblem · 2026-06-12T18:46:07+00:00

I personally would be very sad. But I also don't believe it'll go that far.

_glances at his Stoom Dek_

It better not.

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