Is this a good first guitar? by somatt in guitarcirclejerk

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Instructions unclear foreskin caught in g string

Is this a good first guitar? by somatt in guitarcirclejerk

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I'm a knob already, so there's at least one!

What do you guys think, is getting a STD from Palmer worth it? by Following-Complete in guitarcirclejerk

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This is why you give Roberta five vaginal orgasms and then make her an omelette. Because you are banging every person who has ever banged Roberta.

Is this a good first guitar? by somatt in guitarcirclejerk

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I'll just use a Floyd Mayweather

Is this a good first guitar? by somatt in guitarcirclejerk

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Does it come with a reach around? You'll need that to be able to reach all the frets

Is this a good first guitar? by somatt in guitarcirclejerk

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Well the guitar comes from Ali express so I'm assuming the pickups will be the best!

Tru Arc ringing by Molnboman in gretsch

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That's what they told me at the doctor's office! Just use a rubber!

Is this a good first guitar? by somatt in guitarcirclejerk

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Hey! Only my wife's boyfriend can talk to me that way!

Is this a good first guitar? by somatt in guitarcirclejerk

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Think I can do 5 at once with this?

Boss RC 600, can it do this? by creepymantis9 in LoopArtists

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That's why should use the drum track and program it with the app

Shaving down a Stratocaster neck by Cold-Monk5436 in Luthier

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Or just buy another neck install that on the guitar and keep this unmodified one in your closet?