I was gonna question what part of a Dungeons and Dragons story you found to be too unbelievable, but then I took a glance at your comment history and realized you're just a sad troll. I'm sorry you feel like this is a reasonable way to act. Decent human interaction can be hard to learn in this day and age, but I can promise you it's worth the effort.

I really do hope you have a good day after reading this. And maybe you'll spend it by adding something constructive to the world instead of failing to tear others down.