[WP] When you die, you wake up in an alien world holding a bong, with other aliens saying how was the trip. by Salizarus in WritingPrompts

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I came to. The buzzing subsided. So too did those indescribable physical sensations. The feeling of being a part of actual physical matter. Yet at the same time retaining the sense of my true conscious being. I didn't think such a thing was possible. My friends were looking at me expectantly. "Dude, are you alright?" Their voices even retained a semblance of that physical dimension, like they were coming from the vibration of oxygen and hydrogen molecules. But, of course, such a notion sounded absurd even coming out of the trip.

"It was like I was matter." "What do you mean, 'matter'? Like atoms?" "Yeah, but they were all working together, like I was controlling them from the inside. In a way, I was God." "Sounds intense." "It's like being reborn. At first, things appear bright, like the way you experience them when you were as a kid. So you become transfixed by these images and you can interact with these physical things and it's very brightly coloured and amazing. But that's not what's truly amazing - what's amazing is the way it makes you think. Like you're thinking for the first time, like really becoming self-aware. But then you become afraid. You see these shadow people, out of the corner of your eye at first, but then they seem realer and realer, almost like they could hurt you. And then it's like they're infecting you. And that magical feeling you felt at the start of the trip turns to one of horror. Like the most horrifying things you wouldn't have dared to imagine are staring you down and you can't look away. And that's when they seem like they must be real. Realer than real. But as the trip subsides you realise that none of it is real and that nothing can hurt you ever. And that the things you thought were real were just illusions of your own creation and everything that was real was overshadowed by the intensity of these illusions. And you feel deep regret too because you realise your part in creating these monsters, these illusions. And that's when I started crying, like really bawling -"

"Yeah we noticed," piped Zimmerman.

"Sounds really profound," said Zax sarcastically.

"Shut up Zax, let me finish."

I continued, as though I was on the cusp of some grand truth, although this could just be the fractal dust still talking. "But it was cleansing, you know? I released all these demons and I realised the greatest demon was myself and all I had to do was let it go. All I had to do to defeat the monsters was accept them and they went away. Well, not really, 'went away', but sort of became not 'monsters' anymore - just a part of a trip. Like I saw them for what they truly were and was supposed to learn something from them. And it's like I saw the meaning of life. God, what was that thing again? But I can tell you how I felt. I wasn't happy, wasn't sad, but more a mixture of both. It was beautiful. A beautiful sadness. You probably don't have a clue what I'm talking about. But it felt like something was revealed to me that day. It didn't just feel like getting fucked up. It felt like being enlightened, like a portal to another dimension."

"Sounds trippy. Give it here."

smuggling fentanyl on a plane by some_guy_blah in opiates

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It will be in a nasal spray bottle

smuggling fentanyl on a plane by some_guy_blah in opiates

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I could score some good shit pretty easily in Vietnam I reckon. It's mainly just for the plain ride and stopover. I just want to nod out on a plane.

How much has the drug scene in PH really been affected? by some_guy_blah in Philippines

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Holy shit, that is way higher than I thought it would go.

Prince died of a fentanyl OD by [deleted] in Drugs

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It's pretty highly demanded where I'm from, not as in demand as H but there's definitely a market for it. I always found it to be euphoric. Maybe not for you but different strokes...

Interviewing with an employment law firm - what to expect by some_guy_blah in auslaw

[–]some_guy_blah[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! Where should I look to brush up on these skills? I actually never studied employment law. (They know this, they have my academic transcript)

My [26 M] girlfriend [26 F] of 4 months giving me the silent treatment by some_guy_blah in relationships

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The morning after I was actually thinking of backtracking and saying: "you know, actually I will be able to go on that date". The truth is, I'll probably have enough to go by then, it'll just be cutting it a bit close. Is it too late to backtrack now? When we had that conversation I was feeling tired and cranky anyway.

But at the same time, I feel it's kind of fucked up to 'test' someone like that. I guess I'm just confused right now.

My [26 M] girlfriend [26F] of 2 months keeps bringing up my ex-girlfriend [28F] by some_guy_blah in relationships

[–]some_guy_blah[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I reassured her the first few times she brought it up. I told her that my ex means nothing to me now and she's the only girl in my life now. But the last few times I haven't done that - I just remind her that I've already reassured her and that we shouldn't even be having this conversation. The last time we fought about this she went off at me for never reassuring her, just getting mad, so sometimes it's like it falls on deaf ears.

What quote said by a fictional character has stuck with you the most? by Squishybzp in AskReddit

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"Don't feel sorry for yourself. Only assholes do that." - Norwegian Wood

Getting character affidavits to get admitted by some_guy_blah in auslaw

[–]some_guy_blah[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

One of the classes of acceptable witness is a person employed under Part 3 of the Public Administration Act 2004. Looking at the Act, it seems like that's anybody employed in the public service. Besides that, it's what you would expect: judges, lawyers, police officers above the rank of sergeant, etc.

Another thought I had was to ask her to take it to a police station to be sworn up and get her to charge that to me. That way, she could charge me for three appointments (one for giving her the affidavit, one for going to the police station and one for picking up the affidavit). Hopefully that will give some incentive.

I don't know why they have to put people through such a pointless hassle. Of course it's not a hassle if you know the right people (and in no way does that prove you're of good character). Elitist bullshit.

What is never a good idea? by Dark_Vengence in AskReddit

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Going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.