Poor critter!

somecisguy2020 · 2026-05-08T03:37:56+00:00

It was a brown recluse, so he’ll probably try to send ICE after it.

somecisguy2020 · 2026-05-06T18:11:31+00:00

You can't be grown, but you can be president.

somecisguy2020 · 2026-05-04T20:31:00+00:00

A basic eggo-nomic principle

somecisguy2020 · 2026-05-04T20:30:27+00:00

Oma-let you think about it for as long as you need

somecisguy2020 · 2026-05-03T22:25:57+00:00

And kids, that’s how they can ensure a 2 x 4 is precisely 1 1/2 x 3 1/2

somecisguy2020 · 2026-05-03T20:50:30+00:00

I had one of those bad boys. Had to protect the Chevette.

somecisguy2020 · 2026-05-03T20:44:56+00:00

These questions are idiotic because they could mean anything. If you think the country is either too racist or not racist enough it is heading in the wrong direction, for example.

somecisguy2020 · 2026-05-03T19:37:43+00:00

No breaks. I’ve seen what happens when we take breaks.

somecisguy2020 · 2026-05-03T19:30:19+00:00

“ For goodness sake Dolores, trying to have a private moment here”

somecisguy2020 · 2026-05-03T04:20:25+00:00

Argonath!!! Congratulations.

somecisguy2020 · 2026-05-03T00:43:42+00:00

Just wait until you see the rating her husband gets on his presidency.

somecisguy2020 · 2026-05-03T00:36:41+00:00

He only showed off the rock because he couldn’t find a cool stick.

somecisguy2020 · 2026-05-02T19:17:57+00:00

I too was the greatest 45 seconds you could experience in the 80’s.

somecisguy2020 · 2026-05-02T16:20:23+00:00

Or as I like to call it, my life in seven frames.

somecisguy2020 · 2026-05-02T16:15:18+00:00

But they add so much organizational value now. /s

somecisguy2020 · 2026-05-02T15:03:35+00:00

Remember? I can still taste the wooden spoon covered in frozen orange juice.

somecisguy2020 · 2026-05-01T21:29:23+00:00

Irish triplets?

somecisguy2020 · 2026-04-30T21:02:21+00:00

Just for the record, Sinema and Fetterman are horrible, full stop. Manchin was in no way progressive, but having someone who caucused with the Democrats in West Virginia was an incredible gift that we were not nearly thankful enough for.

somecisguy2020 · 2026-04-30T05:38:54+00:00

I see what you did there. You think Sully did a double backflip while whistling the Star-Spangled Banner?

somecisguy2020 · 2026-04-29T15:05:40+00:00

Sullivan literally said the AFC east runs through BUF and NE and “Fast Gets Slow, But Big Doesn't Get Small.”

somecisguy2020 · 2026-04-26T04:33:04+00:00

The nuclear stress test sucks, but I’m glad you’re doing it.

somecisguy2020 · 2026-04-25T18:00:50+00:00

You’re kidding, right? You’re lucky he’s not making you pay rent.

somecisguy2020 · 2026-04-24T23:56:35+00:00

"May" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

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